mid 30's Brit. LFC fan, Drinker, foul mouthed, flirt. Chef. Still hasn't let go getting called chubby by the former Duke of Edinburgh

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Joined February 2009
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Replying to @Topps_UK
@Topps_UK nice of you to sell a binder pack for premier league 26 trading cards which doesn’t even have enough slots for even the base set cards. Absolutely pointless, still got 7 teams to put in 😂
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Dutchface retweeted
Here I am keeping good company with @DrewBarrymoreTV and I don’t have 1,000 bottles of lube at the house • gunitbrands.com
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Replying to @CocaCola_GB
@CocaCola_GB found this while cleaning an old store room. Label scratched getting it out of a small gap annoyingly. What we saying 1950’s?
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Dutchface retweeted
I love this quote today “Liverpool has always been a melting pot of people coming in over the centuries. It’s a city of immigrants really isn’t it? The more people who come in, it makes a spicier pan of Scouse.”
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Has he “hit back”? what the fuck does that even mean. 😂😂
Mauricio Pochettino has hit back at Gary Neville over his "billion pound bottlers" jibe at Chelsea 👀 “He is Manchester United and wanted Liverpool to lose!" 🗣️ @johncrossmirror mirror.co.uk/sport/football/…
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Replying to @UberUKI_Support
Uber app support refusing to refund because I’ve complained in the past which is wild when you can see the receipt and what food is there in the image clearly isn’t steak
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Replying to @ubereats_uk
@ubereats_uk same auto reply repeated over and over. Wrong food item sent (£15 DOUBLE steak item when a £10 salt and pepper chicken one was sent out to me) Restaurant not getting back to me. Uber eats showing once again it has the WORST customer service going.
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Replying to @Uber_Support
@Uber_Support any idea why my issue isn’t being dealt with and I’m just getting the same auto reply over and over. It’s beyond the £18 meal I threw away now this is just terrible customer service.
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Replying to @Uber_Support
@Uber_Support love that you can only upload one picture when you complain on the app now. Utter joke lids not secured split everywhere. One sandwich ruined as liquid went through cardboard driver laughed when I showed him the mess. Got two half filled drinks and a wet butty
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Dutchface retweeted
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And yes. My header is currently a share box of nuggets. What of it.
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Because there’s a power shifting in social media and that. I’m on BlueSky now as well…if you have it and I haven’t found you yet. Shout me.
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WHO DID THIS 🖖 #Barbie #TWOK
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I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
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Oh please. That would be lovely.
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Did you manage it from a referral code or the waiting list…. Because this waiting list is longer than something dead long
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Replying to @SwearingSport
Nothing wrong with that one
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Replying to @Drunk_Ian
Ok. If I must
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