mid 30's Brit. LFC fan, Drinker, foul mouthed, flirt. Chef. Still hasn't let go getting called chubby by the former Duke of Edinburgh

Liverpool
Joined February 2009
Haven’t seen this anywhere yet. BUT if the end credit scene for #Lightyear isn’t a young Andy and his mum coming out the cinema and him asking for the toy @Pixar have missed a trick.
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Here I am keeping good company with @DrewBarrymoreTV and I don’t have 1,000 bottles of lube at the house • gunitbrands.com
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I love this quote today “Liverpool has always been a melting pot of people coming in over the centuries. It’s a city of immigrants really isn’t it? The more people who come in, it makes a spicier pan of Scouse.”
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Has he “hit back”? what the fuck does that even mean. 😂😂
Mauricio Pochettino has hit back at Gary Neville over his "billion pound bottlers" jibe at Chelsea 👀 “He is Manchester United and wanted Liverpool to lose!" 🗣️ @johncrossmirror mirror.co.uk/sport/football/…
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Because there’s a power shifting in social media and that. I’m on BlueSky now as well…if you have it and I haven’t found you yet. Shout me.
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And yes. My header is currently a share box of nuggets. What of it.
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WHO DID THIS 🖖 #Barbie #TWOK
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I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
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Arctic Monkeys - Fluorescent Adolescent (Glastonbury 2023)
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Naby Keita coming on tomorrow with 4 minutes to go
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STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS STRIKE FROM TRENT ALEXANDER-ARNOLD 🤯
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50th anniversary of Abba… Sweden win and next year gets to host. #Eurovision
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Having said that it’s nice to see X23 getting work outside the Marvel Universe
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Some Twitter people seem to be upset Gonzo of the muppets has come out non-binary/Trans…. Gonzo. The felt, space traveler with a sexual attraction to chickens. You be you Gonzo
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Honestly. I’ll kill for the muppets. They’re the best.
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