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Life been pretty great lately music.apple.com/us/playlist/…
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Some North Korean heart surgeon is about to come to the US with a story like this:
N. Korea Dictator Kim Jong-un Reportedly Dead After Botched Heart Surgery dlvr.it/RVRxWg
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No one is wondering, Laura. We already know you’re a racist and that your idea of a good time is snacking on dog food. Please get a new bit!!
And Floridians, early voting has begun in some counties and starts everywhere on Saturday. Y’all know what to do: Vote Angie Nixon.
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i'm never dating again bruh this girl just told me she's from charliequerque, new america
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exclusively can report that Abdul El-Sayed used to do the thing were were changed our names for Halloween on here.
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I was 2 weeks old when Mitch McConnell was elected to the United States Senate.
In 2 weeks, I’ll be replacing him.
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The Brewers' Timeless Ticket fiasco is an almost exact replica of the Scott's Tots debacle.
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I really love that one day, out of nowhere, the Rays kind of said “yeah so we’re actually just the Devil Rays now” and they’re so awesome that no one even questioned it.
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PBD crew apologizes to Adam Friedland:
Adam: "I do think it was his intent to come on the podcast and clearly disrupt and basically provoke us, and unfortunately I took the bait and I made an inappropriate comment, and I apologize for that."
...
PBD: "Everything falls on me, and thats not my standards and I don't like that at all."
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He then proceeds to make Jeff fight an actual Indian as opposed to an incorrectly labeled indigenous American
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NEW AD: “Ken Paxton says I don't have his experience — and he's right.
I’ve never been indicted for fraud. I’ve never been reported to the FBI for bribery. I’ve never been impeached by my own party.
And I’ve never given a sweetheart deal to a pedophile.”
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The reason why this bit works is the long buildup. The premise/setup is the most important part of any bit/joke. Why most “edgy” comedy fails today isn’t offensive punchlines, it’s the lack of buildup to earn the offense. An Austin comic would just do the accent without context.
