Fuk u, my dad completed Mario 64 before I did. #90sKidsStuff

I just hugged my dad. I can’t even tell you how much I love my dad. He’s awesome. Hug your dad if you love him.

The things biceps do to women are like the things thighs do to men. They activate neurons but they do not transcend comedy. Put it away. Do your job. Use your fuckin brain.

Who rules over the students?

Did we for real get flying cars before GTA 6?

Lotta women showing their asses this week (lol) They dress like that in clubs because they want to be noticed by tens, and they're offended when noticed by anyone below a ten. The exact same thing is happening in gyms. And offices. And schools. And... yeah. Everywhere.

I still have cringe, lame things in my life like “online friends.” I’m not in the dark matter cool kids club known as the “better than you” community. If I ever sink into the pathetic self-fucking abyss of that black hole of cancer, take me out back and put me out of my misery.

While I’m here… you not liking light mode doesn’t mean I have to like dark mode. And you not liking pineapple on pizza doesn’t mean I have to hate it. Have you considered growing the fuck up?

Tigers and religion. Has that made it sufficiently topical?

I’ve never heard a cat person say “If you don’t like cats there’s something wrong with you as a person.” I’ve never heard a video person say “If you don’t watch videos, you’re intellectually subnormal.” Dog people and book people are *the worst.* Just saying.

Do it NOW

So yeah youtube.com/watch?v=rG4CN-Zz…

Fine, I’ll do a video. But it’s gonna be a long one.

You’re English? Cool. I can’t wait to tell you your food is shit, you have crooked teeth and a pasty complexion, you’re sexually repressed, you’re a racist and you should be punished for the actions of your ancestors.

Kinda looks like the systemic erasure of an ethnic identity, doesn’t it? I feel like there’s a ton of loaded terms for this sort of thing whenever it’s anyone else.

Guys, did you know we’ve already had plagues in Europe since ages ago? Let’s import more Ebola.

Mongrels are better than inbred abominations.

Honey Badger Radio has been continuing for 13 years with the same skeleton staff, because the cause is more important than anyone’s ego. Not to say that we don’t have egos. We do. But the future of mankind is more important. Just saying.

No shame. But it was clearly a mistake. And we didn’t do it. Our government did. Maybe they should be punished and diminished instead of us.