Excited to be doing a little spot at The Keys Leisure Centre in Preston among a bunch of new(ish) talent, all under the command of my longtime showbiz friend Tina Del Twist. Free entry! And you can bowl while you're there! And they put my photo on the publicity!

'What Private Health Insurers Don't Tell Older Aussies' is that they're not covered for all the extra fingers they're growing on their right hand

@EmmettScanlan Loving Season 2 of Kin. Maybe that’s why our wall calendar is meant to show a cartoon depiction Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ album cover but all I can see is Jimmy Kinsella.

New Melbourne statue commemorates James Cook setting foot in Australia

I like how hand grenades get their name from pomegranates, and it seems obvious once you know

"I'm here about the job of royal correspondent for news.com.au. Here's my degree -" - "Can you count words?" "Uh, sure." - "You're hired."

Leafing through the Mercury at a Hobart cafe, I sense that it needs to hire and proofreader

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