Comedian, writer, behind-the-scenes TV guy, resting surly face. Mainly 🇦🇺 politics and AFL here. 🦁🇷🇴 Stamp nerdery mostly quarantined to @punkphilatelist.
Boon Wurrung land, Australia
Joined March 2009
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Excited to be doing a little spot at The Keys Leisure Centre in Preston among a bunch of new(ish) talent, all under the command of my longtime showbiz friend Tina Del Twist. Free entry! And you can bowl while you're there! And they put my photo on the publicity!
If a new record is set for highest-ever third quarter time score and no one is around to watch it, does it make a big, big sound? #focusgroups #AFLGiantsLions
Good strategy for Carlton to only show up for the second half of the game instead of only the first half #AFLLionsBlues
Huge sighs of relief at the Erin Patterson verdict from fictional Asian grocers in Oakleigh, Clayton, or Mount Waverley, or possibly Glen Waverley
'What Private Health Insurers Don't Tell Older Aussies' is that they're not covered for all the extra fingers they're growing on their right hand
Just got an email from #Ticketek saying they were hacked and some customers' details may have leaked. Then they charged me a $12.50 Details Leaked In A Hack fee
Gerard McCulloch retweeted
The nominations for the 2024 Golden Gibbo, in memory of the late, great Lynda Gibson, are here 📷 We are thrilled to announce Matt Bell, Dougie Baldwin, Granny Bingo, Alex Reynolds, Mel McGlensey, and Helena Ruse & Pippa Mills are this years nominees! comedyfestival.com.au/.../20…
I’ve got the shakes, I think I need to sit down for a bit. Just watched a post office clerk use a tape gun to plaster my gummed stamps to an international parcel. At least this one isn’t going to a collector (I think). 😩
I’d left it to him because I knew there were customs forms to be applied, but forewarned is forearmed. Next time I’m insisting on a parcel being handed back to me for the spitwork 🤬
Don’t look now but 🇺🇸 blue ticks are now raging that the ‘Report Antisocial Behaviour’ sign in photos of TayTay’s MCG show must be about dobbing in people who aren’t part of the w0kE ageNdA 🤪
A huge cricket just fell from the ceiling and sat on my head. Always creeps me out when my fans follow me home from gigs
I usually forget to mention when (the AACTA Award-winning) #HardQuiz returns to TV (and ABC iView) and last week was no different. But it’s back! With #TheWeekly for excellent company.
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Gerard McCulloch retweeted
Who told you that the 1.5 million displaced Palestinians sheltering in Rafah have nowhere left to go? My family, now in Rafah, has a home in Jaffa, from which we were expelled by a fascist German family. The majority of our people in Gaza have homes to go to, all over Palestine.
Outrageous. A dedicated team tries to make a hard quiz show, and all we get is awards for the “comedy” and “entertainment”. It’s like no one takes us seriously. Still, congratulations to everyone involved. It’s no big brass mug, but we must be doing something right.
The AACTA Award for Best Comedy Entertainment Program goes to Hard Quiz
#AACTAs #AACTAAwards #thisisqueensland #playgold #screenqueensland #experiencegoldcoast
