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John King

@DoubleHelping

The wit, the wisdom, the ponies.

 Hove, East Sussex, UK
Joined January 2012
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Replying to @DoubleHelping @CharlotteIvers
I mean, it’s the game we were all waiting for.
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Replying to @DoubleHelping @RealDMitchell @WILTY_TV @SamanthaQuek @BBCOne
Thank you John. I try to sneak in my claret and blue @WestHam anywhere, even on the new E4 #TheRealDirtyDancing series ⚒️
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Eric Idle
@EricIdle3 Jun 2021
And now @TedLasso
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Replying to @stevenvoiceover @EricIdle
That is Hannah Waddingham. Of Spamalot and Game Of Thrones fame.
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If birds had arms... – at Whitland, Wales
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Alan Moore's Mandrill Meets Super Weird Substance At The Arts Lab Apocalypse (Greg Wilson Mixtape): soundcloud.com/mandrillifest…
Alan Moore's Mandrill Meets Super Weird Substance At The Arts Lab...

Alan Moore's Mandrill Meets Super Weird Substance At The Arts Lab...

STARRING KERMIT LEVERIDGE & THE REYNOLDS ADDITIONAL VOCALS: THE REVEREND CLEVE FRECKLETON & TRACEY CARMEN More about the project: http://www.superweirdsubstance.com/alan-moore-mandrill-meets-super-w

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Monday Morning Cirrhosis. I felt like was drawing a tumor.
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mj@maurajbg2 Jun 2016
This plant has a decent shot at winning the 2016 presidential election
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Feelings on discovering an abandoned tea: 1. Rage 2. Crushing guilt 3. Numbness 4. Confusion 5. Aching remorse 6. Dizziness
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Darling, there's something I've got to ask you... *Gets down on one knee* *Gets distracted by Ghostbusters on TV* ...Bill you Murray me?
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"I'd put them on a fucking boat and I'd dump them on a fucking island." My thoughts on how Labour can win UKIP votes: twitlonger.com/show/n_1smr1j…
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Being unable to place your items on a shop counter without saying "just these, please"
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Dear Government, okay, I'll pay all my tax on a smart card ensuring it's spent on schools & hospitals, not 'destructive habits' like war.
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Fantastic @shorehamairshow today. Seems @TyphoonDisplay and @XH558 have just about left the Chapel windows intact!
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"Make yourself at home" - Translation: Remain where I can see you and stay out of my cupboards
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"A nasty town of drugs, gays, AiDS and drunks" - #Brighton according to The Sun newspaper, 1988. xitter.cf/anyabike/status/477003… /v @DanGasser
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Who would have thought that Bruce Forsyth used to work as a shelf-stacker...
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The rock hyrax is considered the elephant’s closest living relative…
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Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes. (via @stevyncolgan)
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"We have a responsibility to our shareholders" is the 21st Century version of "I was only obeying orders".
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You get the impression that exposing the mass surveillance of innocent citizens is worse than the mass surveillance of innocent citizens.
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