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John King

@DoubleHelping

The wit, the wisdom, the ponies.

 Hove, East Sussex, UK
Joined January 2012
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Working at airport security. Searched a man from Prague. A body, a head, two legs, two arms, all fingers and toes present. Czech complete.
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Replying to @DoubleHelping @CharlotteIvers
I mean, it’s the game we were all waiting for.
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UK version of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? #onlyconnect
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Looking for the best World Cup wall chart in this weekend’s newspapers. Needs to be big. Do I wait until tomorrow? Daily Mail’s is double sided and not giant. Please share your wallchart below. (No downloadable ones, must be printed).
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Any pics or dimensions of the Sun’s World Cup wallchart?
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Size of Sun’s World Cup wallchart. Too small.
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World Cup wall charts newspaper options in store. Has anybody got a pic of the Saturday Daily Telegraph wallchart?
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I thought one of the words in the first row of puzzle 4 was (C)LIPPERS. That would have given a rather unwanted present from Santa. Those poor elves. #TheGCHQChristmasChallenge
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Pun name: Mike Rowbrury.
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Hi @helvetica, just got a new iPad 11 and Pocket Run Pool is bigger than the screen, which means I can’t reach the pool cues on either side to take a shot. 😰 It’s the only app that’s suffering from this and I couldn’t find any zoom-out settings. Any chance of a fix?
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No porblem - will sort.
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Finally got 1000 Golds! @pocketrunpool @helvetica There’s some great regular competitors making it harder and harder to climb up the league table.
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2000 golds, and now I’m going to hang my hourly tournament hat up. It’s been a fun challenge, thanks. Competition has become even harder with Meleander on a roll. Just have to remember to play the weekly breaks to keep that streak going.
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My funniest tweet and not one single like! 😭
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G E O R G E M O N B I O T
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I think the new amphitheater @PuzzlingPlaces is my favourite yet. And that includes the early Patreon releases. Well done!
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Replying to @DoubleHelping @RealDMitchell @WILTY_TV @SamanthaQuek @BBCOne
Thank you John. I try to sneak in my claret and blue @WestHam anywhere, even on the new E4 #TheRealDirtyDancing series ⚒️
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Looking forward to my 365 / 1 year achievement tonight. #goodsudoku @helvetica
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70% of my Twitter feed is now “topic” posts served up unasked from accounts I do not follow. Can you turn this off? It’s making the app unusable.
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The fix! Switch to “Latest Tweets”.
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