Zombie hunter. Lover. Scholar. Epicurean. Gourmet. Hedonist. Trust me, I'm a Doktor. He/Him (cis)

London, UK
Joined February 2009
This is such a brilliant show! I really recommend it. Get yourself along to the Park Theatre (Finsbury Park) if you're anywhere nearby.
Ahead of Outpatient opening next month at Park Theatre we chatted to writer and performer Harriet Madeley about the inspiration behind the show, the importance of comedy and... dying. 🎟️ From 20th May. Tickets from £15 > parktheatre.co.uk/event/outp…
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Won’t be tweeting much in the future. Infrequently checking in.
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What does it mean if your wrist smells like reblochon?
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This fish pie is a little too… fishy.
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women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)
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The 'Farmers' who have held their lands without tax for a 1000 years.
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Imagine being a voter who just today found out Joe Biden isn’t running
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Shares in Trump's social media company have been halted amid a sudden and steep selloff
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Pin Skin Man is still running and still pinning numbers to his chest! 🙌 And judging by his Strava, still absolutely ruining himself in the first half of the race 😅
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Does Eddie Redmayne have something of the Rory Stewart about him? Part of the casting for an upcoming @RestIsPolitics biopic perhaps… But who would play Alastair? 🤔
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How much was he drinking before?
6 months sober for this little man!
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The best part of Florence Pugh acting is when she goes ☹️
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Saw this feathery guy the other day and started laughing at the realisation that pelicans are the one animal that look exactly like images of them in medieval manuscripts.
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Greek Air Force pilot Marinos Mitralexis, his fighter plane out of ammunition from shooting down an Italian bomber, rams another enemy plane. When both crash, Marinos runs to Italian wreckage & arrests 4 surviving crew at pistol-point.
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“Trump discusses his relationship with Putin”
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I once fell off my bike straight into an oncoming car, my pelvis was most certainly broken. Yet because I hadn't shaved my pubes in months, they were like an untamed forest, I pretended I was fine. Went home shaved my pubes which was agonising, then went to hospital
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Twitter being weirdly quiet about Badenoch.
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