Songwriter, Artist Manager, Digital Marketer, Celtics Tweeter

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
dogsoflordtown retweeted
people just want healthcare
OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
Him and Shai are truly basketball terrorists. Don’t let anyone gaslight you into thinking you have to respect or enjoy their game.
Joel Embiid is the most UNWATCHABLE player in the NBA 🤮
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
“Seven Flags”
JUST IN: Six Flags will be making an announcement on Tuesday “that will turn heads across the amusement industry and reinforce Six Flags' position as the home of world-class thrills.” Look for the news to drop at 6:30am central time on September 8th. Any guesses?
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
Kawhi deadass a hero for the left man. Took his surplus value, left the billionaire class in shambles, and then fled america
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
If Adam Silver really wanted to cook he’d combo one of the Clippers picks with the cash prize for the NBA Cup every year for the next 5 years, Clippers can go to war to try to get their picks back it’d be fun TV
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
Congrats Pablo.
BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN. Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
there are so many new and accessible ways to get diarrhea today in america
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all the fruit is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is crab rangoon
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Welcome to Trump’s America where all the food is poison now because they wanted to make it more healthy and everything is more expensive because they said it would be cheaper and everyone is depressed because they want to take the medicine to fix it away and everyone is sick because and and because and and and because and
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why did they post the same image twice
Over 3,200 pounds of pastrami and corned beef have been recalled over possible Listeria contamination.
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
diarrhea would have to be coming out of my eyes for me to switch up on the bell i’m so sorry
TMZ
@TMZJul 14
🌮 Taco Bell is under investigation over explosive diarrhea parasite outbreak. tmz.com/2026/07/14/taco-bell…
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
I fuckin' told y'all Jennifer Aniston would switch to breezy denim this summer but you assholes didn't believe me!
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
Not looking to good for the Celtics right now
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Forever thankful
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I’m not longer a Celtics fan deadass this is the worst package I have EVER seen
BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
Somebody ask Windhorst why he didn’t have the scoop on the Celtics + Mitchell Robinson since he knows everything else about them apparently
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dogsoflordtown retweeted
Jaylen Brown
@FCHWPOJun 27
State your source
Replying to @FCHWPO
But what wasn’t posted was the 2m of saying I’m not an analytics person but an eye test guy. That I would want Jaylen Brown on my team. That you impact winning (191-80 in the last 4 years), is a top-10 player and would help any team looking to win a championship. That part of course didn’t make it. But that’s the media in 2026.
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