Songwriter, Artist Manager, Digital Marketer, Celtics Tweeter

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
Replying to @DennysDiner
But who came first?
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people just want healthcare
OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!
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Him and Shai are truly basketball terrorists. Don’t let anyone gaslight you into thinking you have to respect or enjoy their game.
Joel Embiid is the most UNWATCHABLE player in the NBA 🤮
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Damn man. D’Angelo Russell is really the D’Angelo Russell of D’Angelo Russells
The Memphis Grizzlies have waived D’Angelo Russell, sources tell ESPN. With Memphis needing to trim its roster, this frees Russell up to potentially land somewhere before the start of the season.
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DAREDEVIL: CANCELLED AGAIN
‘DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN’ has been canceled after 3 seasons. (Via: @THR)
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That Dolly cover gonna make me cry
Noah Kahan will perform during the in-memoriam segment at this year’s #Emmys.
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“Seven Flags”
JUST IN: Six Flags will be making an announcement on Tuesday “that will turn heads across the amusement industry and reinforce Six Flags' position as the home of world-class thrills.” Look for the news to drop at 6:30am central time on September 8th. Any guesses?
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Kawhi deadass a hero for the left man. Took his surplus value, left the billionaire class in shambles, and then fled america
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If Adam Silver really wanted to cook he’d combo one of the Clippers picks with the cash prize for the NBA Cup every year for the next 5 years, Clippers can go to war to try to get their picks back it’d be fun TV
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You know what would be crazy is if NBA pulled some strings so the 2028 Clippers first round that the Celtics own became the #1 overall pick to really rub salt in the wound. That would be hilarious. They should do that.
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The NBA has finally found a solution for tanking… it’s only for one team until 2034 but still cool!
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Congrats Pablo.
BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN. Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.
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Remember Mad Libs? That shit was fun.
Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.
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Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.
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We had Brat Summer under Biden. Now we have an endless Diarrhea Summer under Trump
The USDA has issues a recall of frozen buffalo chicken products at the highest risk level, indicating a reasonable chance of "serious adverse health consequences or death" after the products were sold without federal inspection.
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diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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Come on Bill Chisholm. Flip the Celtics for a profit. Everyone is doing it.
American business leader Marc Stad has completed a deal to become the controlling owner and largest shareholder of the NBA’s Minnesota Timberwolves and WNBA’s Minnesota Lynx by buying the majority of co-owner Marc Lore’s stake at a $4.5 billion valuation, sources tell ESPN.
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there are so many new and accessible ways to get diarrhea today in america
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We are just days away from Trump shilling gold plated toilets
FDA Upgrades Publix GreenWise Frozen Berries to Highest Risk Over E. coli With Probability of Death
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all the fruit is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is crab rangoon
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