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Diner Waitress Probs

@DinerProbs

Just makin' my way in the world one tip at a time. I love my job, or atleast that's what I tell myself.

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Joined July 2013
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Kaitln Lee@kaitgross2325 May 2014
Having a glass of wine at 6 am is fine if you work third shift, right? 👌🍷@ServingyouProbz @DinerProbs – at Pennsylvania, USA
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iMARRIEDtheCHEF@mismistical27 May 2014
Replying to @annoyedserver1
@annoyedserver1 @DinerProbs @nfattorosi @ashhmarieee @linda_rovi @99serverprobs @ASassyServer @BitterAssServer – at New Jersey, USA
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iMARRIEDtheCHEF@mismistical16 Jun 2014
Replying to @annoyedserver1
@annoyedserver1 @ASassyServer @Pissy_Waitress @nfattorosi @ashhmarieee @BitterAssServer @DinerProbs @bitterwaiter – at New Jersey, USA
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This should be my new table greeting.. "My name's Elly, I'll be takin care of ya, here's some ranch to start things off" @itsaserverslife
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Yah I'll take water with a side of ranch. #serverprobs @itsaserverslife
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Anybody ever worked at ihop?? Be honest, how much does it suck?
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But seriously. I need a new job. Cuz i didn't even have a back up plan.
Walked out of my job today. No more poodle skirts for this girl!
Customer: I need butter for my coffee Me:
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"Could u hurry i have to work at 10."Excuse u, i gave u ur ticket 20 min ago, so u gon wait till my other tables are taken care of. #swerve
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I think i have word vomit tonight. I. Can't. Stop. Talking. Damn you, Cady Harris.
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Wow. How do i tell my man that wearing 1 bottle of cologne is PLENTY. No need to spray on the entire department store cologne collection
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Sometimes I think about all the stuff I've been through and I'm like DAMN, I'm a freakin warrior!
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Got a job at a fancy Italian place. Shit, they got so many employees on the clock they could populate a small continent. #11serversreally?
I made 20 dollars in 6 hours tonight. That's like an all-time low. I had 5 tables total. Is this real life?
The newest waitress is one of my regulars. It's SOOOO weird having a customer turn into a co-worker. Like wat.
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That's the shit I like. #notaserverproblem #Godblessyousir @itsaserverslife
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servers at heart@waitresslife14 Mar 2014
servers should audition instead of interview
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I be wearin my prom makeup to work because pretty=money! #serverprobs @itsaserverslife
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