@DickCutterOffer
Joined June 2015
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kiara’s @@KiarasBird21h
Black turtlenecks, fried and split ass ends, and big eyes is the uniform tonight! @DickCutterOffer
kiara’s @@KiarasBirdOct 19
Me and the “Asia chick” got a date tomorrow to see the scamming yt lady with the big eye movie! I’m excited!
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kiara’s @@KiarasBirdOct 5
No but a trip with @DickCutterOffer will.
alhaji@T0bey_Oct 5
solo trip won’t keep you warm at 70. go and marry.
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Jerms@NotLordJermsSep 12
having a kid such a huge responsibility like that shit is everyday. you gotta do that on saturdays and sundays, that’s crazy
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baby yaga
@yagadigitalSep 11
I would have survived 9/11 because the chance of me being at my desk at 8:46 am is zero
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j a d a@jadawadasAug 8
coming out of Love Island with no friends, no brand deals, AND no love is just dndjjdjfj
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Very much enjoyed participating in The Annual Summer Stanford Prison Experiment Fear Factor Summer Camp Bachelorette Big Brother Real Housewives Psychosis with you all. Same time next year? #loveislandusa
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Murray Hill Guy
@MurrayHillGuy1Jun 28
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 23 year old 2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it 3. Double down on drinking 4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs) 7. Get divorced 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands
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blaire@pissshit90001Apr 29
Thinking about beginning it all
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Pierre🎃👻@crocsinwinterApr 30
How it feels using the wrong exit at L’Enfant Plaza
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@ayojoestarApr 20
deep down, I just wanna love someone without having to worry about if they're going to give up on me on a random day
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going on ozempic, not to lose weight, but because the inevitable class action lawsuit is gonna pay out like crazy
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The Chosen One
@KiDCuDiMar 24
Love yall man. More than you know. Tour will not be cancelled. Were moving forward and ima get things right. U will see me this summer. Promise. I cancelled one tour, its not happening again. I got you 🙏🏾❤️‍🔥
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cuckold jones@cuckcatMar 19
not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change
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vids that go hard
@vidsthatgohardFeb 24
Two NYPD cops thought they could stop a snow ball fight in Washington Square, they were in over their heads🤣
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End Wokeness
@EndWokenessFeb 23
Gov. Newsom to a black crowd in GA: "I am like you. I'm a 960 SAT guy. I can't read."
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@hexesandspellJan 14
A soft woman is simply a wolf in meditation
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@6ixxtarJan 3
i love people who are really good at putting beautiful words together. whether it be an essay, speech, song, poem, or even advice. i appreciate the beauty of it all.
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Mel Reneé@MelReneeStylesJan 4
If you don’t deeply admire the mind of the person you’re with what is the point?
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ℓυηα@CutieLuniJan 4
princess treatment doesnt mean he buys me whatever i want. it means he LISTENS. he PROTECTS. he LEADS. he is HUMBLE. he COMMUNICATES. he doesnt let me go to sleep while im still upset. he doesnt make me feel like im hard to love. he is my PEACE and chaos and my HOME.
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hera@shiningdaisiesJan 2
do NOT project your lack of whimsy onto me
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