Remember Charm School on VH1? They need something like that for the cast of Baddies. Someone please pay them not to fight. I just watched Ivori almost kill TeeTee on stage. Choked her out. Then yelled “Bitch I’ll kill you” three times. It’s my fault for watching it though. Smh

I wish there was someone who cleaned up behind me at home.

Size up on Rothy’s smh

“Would you be willing to be my wife?” is a pussy ass proposal lol

My coworker’s husband is pressuring her to have a baby! And her parents are too! I literally hate that for her!

On Love After Lockup Relationship Rehab… Joey said he cut his grandmother off. His wife said ok but how much did you steal from her? He said 90… as in 90K 🤣 but he said “She had 400 in there, she’s lucky I didn’t take the whole thing”

It sounds like they’re speaking Simlish on Love is Blind Netherlands. 😂

If you take me out to eat, it better be fancy or Asian. Idk why I just got the ick from someone asking if I like Mexican food. Like yea but I’m not gonna plan to go eat some.

If you matched with someone on Hinge and they drew a picture of you, would you be happy? Or naw lol

I love art because that’s all life really is.

An edited version of a Steve Lacy song just came on shuffle and they blocked out the first syllable of the word “dopamine” 🤨

If your job involves waving people down and getting them to care about something, you need to quit!

Checking The Pattern for your compatibility on day 1>>>>>

I don’t think you should work anywhere that’s bad for your mental health. But that’s probably most places. I wish everyone could lock in with a viable passion/interest.

This man I just met told me his cats are named Dave and Simone. I said “Named after Dave Chappelle and Simone Biles?” And he said yes. Lol.