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@DicedTime
Joined September 2012
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Real Madrid will always be the greatest club of all time. Barcelona are in terrifying form, but I still don't see them winning the Champions League over PSG, Arsenal or Bayern. The last time Madrid won the UCL under Ancelotti, with Bellingham playing as a false nine, they weren't even as scary as this Barcelona side. Yet they still won it. That's the difference. Real Madrid's biggest ambition is winning the Champions League and dominating Europe. Barcelona's biggest ambition is beating Madrid and dominating La Liga. Different clubs, different mentality.
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Dom2K
@Dom_2kOct 21
I’m crying at how locked in he was and then the camera finally shows who they are 💀
LuckyRebel@RBLOfficial_Oct 21
Can’t wait to see this in Ben Stiller’s doc.
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First deportations from France for those prosecuted in civil unrest expected to begin Saturday. All those deported will be banned from France for life. The EU expected to make this an EU wide ban. Italian deportations on Friday, same lifetime ban.
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🏀 We simulated tonight's OKC @ Spurs 5,000 times Every possession is built from real 2025-26 play-by-play: where each player shoots from, how often he makes it, who he passes to, and who's guarding him. Here's the most typical game ⏬
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The Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineX11h
📸 - Bruno Fernandes tries to score from an impossible distance with his left foot, but the ball lands in the lake.
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Elon Musk reveals that an ex-Tesla employee who assaulted a woman for stepping on his prayer rug went on to kill three students in Austin. MUSK: "We had someone who was working at the Tesla factory in Austin until December of last year. He was fired because he assaulted a woman who stepped on his prayer rug in the factory. Okay. So she wasn't expecting anyone to be praying in the factory, and he was praying in the factory. She accidentally stepped on his prayer rug, and he assaulted her. He violently assaulted her. So he was fired for that, and then a few months later, he went and killed three students in a bar in downtown Austin. Now, I think we shouldn't let people like that into the country. Do you?"
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Ooh look at me, I'm Real Madrid and I've won a million Champions Leagues. Grow up.
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Madrid Zone
@theMadridZone18h
🚨 Sources at Real Madrid say that Yan Diomandé only cares about 2 things in life: his family and football. His mother suffers from health issues, and he takes care of her. He does NOT party at all or participate in Madrid nightlife activities. @elmundoes ❤️‍🩹
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Madrid Zone
@theMadridZone17h
🚨 Thibaut Courtois: "Kylian Mbappé a dictator? We laugh about it in the dressing room all the time. We even SING THE SONG. I think he finds it funny too."
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Dexerto
@Dexerto19h
TikTok explorer Ash Dykes' team has lost contact with him for over 16 hours during an expedition through the Congo rainforest He is kayaking 434 miles down a river known for crocodiles and hippos
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Miranda Devine
@mirandadevineOct 20
Ahem. Five years ago I wrote a column about DNA test results that showed there was a 99.999998 percent chance that Ilhan Omar and her second husband Ahmed Elmi were siblings. A few hours before we went to press my informant was arrested by Biden's FBI. Funny that.
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“Why did Arsenal not attack PSG in the final?” U don attack now na, and u don swallow 4-2😹
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Alguien sabe por qué esta peña actúa como si fuese el Madrid o el Bayern? Llevan 12 años haciendo el ridículo por Europa y creen que asustan a alguien 🤦🏻‍♂️
FC Barcelona
@FCBarcelonaOct 20
Your worst nightmare is here 👋
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JM
@jmRMCFOct 20
PSG in the UCL has beaten: BarcelonaX2 Arsenal x2 Bayern Munich Liverpool x2 Man City Chelsea Inter Milan The only BIG team PSG is yet to face in the UCL is Real Madrid. The only team that can stop PSG from three-peating the UCL is Real Madrid
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I'm afraid to say it but I think there's only team that would put an end to us and there's a reason we haven't played them in the UCL
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I reverse engineered Tinder
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My mum found my smoking paraphernalia and now she’s crying in my room
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Ilhan Omar just posted this video asking for money on TikTok. You can tell she's been spending the entire week crying.
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please stop deactivating ur instagrams my best friend got into an accident and died last night and her page is gone forever 💔 she always reactivated and now she’ll never be able to
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Supe que estaba embarazada 1 día antes de que me tocase el periodo porque mientras hacía pis, tiré una chancleta a una cucaracha y la maté de un golpe. Me dije "guau, esto es una habilidad de madre". Y así fue.
mtn girl
@mtngrl4romeOct 19
What was your earliest and least perceptible pregnancy symptom? My friend is convinced she can feel it in her teeth 4 DPO
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