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Everyone should read this article from the CIA that came out in 1983.
Whether you realize it or not, accept it or not, believe it or not...you are always manifesting.
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Real Madrid will always be the greatest club of all time. Barcelona are in terrifying form, but I still don't see them winning the Champions League over PSG, Arsenal or Bayern.
The last time Madrid won the UCL under Ancelotti, with Bellingham playing as a false nine, they weren't even as scary as this Barcelona side. Yet they still won it. That's the difference.
Real Madrid's biggest ambition is winning the Champions League and dominating Europe. Barcelona's biggest ambition is beating Madrid and dominating La Liga. Different clubs, different mentality.
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First deportations from France for those prosecuted in civil unrest expected to begin Saturday. All those deported will be banned from France for life. The EU expected to make this an EU wide ban. Italian deportations on Friday, same lifetime ban.
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🏀 We simulated tonight's OKC @ Spurs 5,000 times
Every possession is built from real 2025-26 play-by-play: where each player shoots from, how often he makes it, who he passes to, and who's guarding him.
Here's the most typical game ⏬
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📸 - Bruno Fernandes tries to score from an impossible distance with his left foot, but the ball lands in the lake.
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Elon Musk reveals that an ex-Tesla employee who assaulted a woman for stepping on his prayer rug went on to kill three students in Austin.
MUSK: "We had someone who was working at the Tesla factory in Austin until December of last year. He was fired because he assaulted a woman who stepped on his prayer rug in the factory. Okay. So she wasn't expecting anyone to be praying in the factory, and he was praying in the factory. She accidentally stepped on his prayer rug, and he assaulted her. He violently assaulted her. So he was fired for that, and then a few months later, he went and killed three students in a bar in downtown Austin. Now, I think we shouldn't let people like that into the country. Do you?"
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🚨 Sources at Real Madrid say that Yan Diomandé only cares about 2 things in life: his family and football.
His mother suffers from health issues, and he takes care of her.
He does NOT party at all or participate in Madrid nightlife activities. @elmundoes ❤️🩹
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🚨 Thibaut Courtois: "Kylian Mbappé a dictator?
We laugh about it in the dressing room all the time.
We even SING THE SONG.
I think he finds it funny too."
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Ahem. Five years ago I wrote a column about DNA test results that showed there was a 99.999998 percent chance that Ilhan Omar and her second husband Ahmed Elmi were siblings. A few hours before we went to press my informant was arrested by Biden's FBI. Funny that.
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“Why did Arsenal not attack PSG in the final?”
U don attack now na, and u don swallow 4-2😹
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Alguien sabe por qué esta peña actúa como si fuese el Madrid o el Bayern?
Llevan 12 años haciendo el ridículo por Europa y creen que asustan a alguien 🤦🏻♂️
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I'm afraid to say it but I think there's only team that would put an end to us and there's a reason we haven't played them in the UCL
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Ilhan Omar just posted this video asking for money on TikTok. You can tell she's been spending the entire week crying.
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please stop deactivating ur instagrams my best friend got into
an accident and died last night and her page is gone forever 💔 she always reactivated and now she’ll never be able to
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Supe que estaba embarazada 1 día antes de que me tocase el periodo porque mientras hacía pis, tiré una chancleta a una cucaracha y la maté de un golpe. Me dije "guau, esto es una habilidad de madre".
Y así fue.































