❥ Katherine

【 #ᴅᴇᴠɪɴᴇ 】— (♛) Katherine Pierce. ❝ɪ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ [ᴘᴇᴛʀᴏᴠᴀ] ғɪʀᴇ ᴡ ɪ ᴛ ʜ ɪ ɴ ᴍᴇ ʙᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴀᴍᴇs ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴇ.❞

|| — Catch me bringing this account back because I somehow got locked out of @PeriIousPsycho.

Ouch. Why would I spend time with Damon when I can spend time with you, instead?

No. You won’t entertain me. That’s what makes you the boring one.

[cue the eye roll.] Remind me not to defend you next time someone says you’re the boring brother.

I’m bored. . Come play with me, @ripperofmontery.

Believe what you want. But I came back for you, so we could be together. Just like I promised you I would. Elena is irreverent. I’ll only torment and torture her if she stands in the way of me getting what I want. . I’ve made my choice. It’s you. It’s always been you, Stefan.

Ouch. . Why? Three reasons. . You, you and you. I came back for /you/, Stefan.

The Queen has returned, @ripperofmontery ( & ) @RavenousStud. .

The seas are wide, the oceans are deep & demons lurk in the waters that separate us. . But nothing compares to the monster I will become if the world does not give you back to me.

|| — I wholeheartedly agree.

If anyone needs her, she’ll most likely be drinking Damon’s bourbon or curled up in @OriginofHonor’s bed. Do not disturb.

— “Everybody wants to know if we fucked on the bathroom sink. How your hands felt in my hair. If we were high on amphetamines. .” #NYE

Rebekah is making out with Elena? [scoffs.] She could do better. . And by “better”, I obviously mean /me/.

His smirk causes her own to widen before mocha hues roll skyward in a playful manner that she knows won’t go unnoticed. “What can I say? I enjoy torment. . Even if it’s my own.” She says with a nonchalant shrug, despite the weight of the words that she had just spoken.

Whips around on a single, stiletto heel, eyes narrowing momentarily at the eldest Salvatore before a smirk tugs upon her crimson stained lips. “You just can’t stay away, can you?”

While I’ll all of you guys are busy posting this “New Year, new me.” shit, I’ll be over here drinking, staying exactly the same because come on. . Why would I change? I’m fabulous.

It’s painfully quiet around here. .

Alcohol is needed.

|| — You’re so sweet. I adore you. Xo.