𝙻𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛

Oh, he’s on another roll… Great… [Imitating a gunshot to the temple]

I’m gonna need @ReticentBarrel and @ShockMe_ShockMe’s help with some arson-related activities...

To the dumb fuck that decided to schedule our fire alarm testing today during business hours, @ReticentBarrel, @ShockMe_ShockMe, and I are going to curb stomp you into dust.

Today’s Radio DJ will be the ever-amazing moi, featuring the musical stylings of Lacuna Coil on loop.

Is that emotion you’re showing, sister? I didn’t know you felt those.

I did not intend to take a nap and sleep away half my birthday...

Slightly less smashed and food in my stomach. Smart moves, Lock!

Four drinks in is probably not the best time to realize you haven’t eaten today...

I was going to ask Google what were the socially acceptable hours for day drinking when I realized I don’t give a fuck. So, cheers fuckers!

Don’t you dare judge me.

And already suspended. Congrats Sis, that was quick.

If my siblings could hurry up and get their shit together, that would be swell.

I’m learning how to approve time cards via FaceTime and it’s not going swell. Fuck this noise, I’m hangry and tired.

[Flops onto the couch next to @AssLikeASnack with a cup of coffee] What’s cookin’, good lookin’?

My day started off with a patient yanking and kicking my door to tell me she needed to reschedule her appointment..... How’s your day?

Hey @CheekyLexis, look what came in my @getvnyl box this month. #Throwback

[Collapsing onto my bed, I grab the closest pillow and bury my face] Finally.