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Joined January 2026
DervishSimulator🐧 retweeted
I'm goin' full Chad Gray. And I'm DEFINITELY spamming nigger in the chat.
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The goyim have lost their fuckin minds
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“So, what do you know about the ambrosia shipment?”
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Nick Land has become the official ambassador for all Anglo-Saxons. Nick Land’s expressed opinions are the official opinions of the entire Anglo-Saxon community. If you wish to contact the Anglo-Saxon community with a query or concern please do so via their ambassador; Nick Land
I can’t speak for Anglo-Saxons (i trust Nick Land to do it), but we are ready to reinstall the order in France or Germany. We are the Rome. We are the Byzantium. Russians are coming.
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Q:"Robert, how do I become a billionaire?" A:"Stop paying your taxes".
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DervishSimulator🐧 retweeted
"namaste..."
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*VERY TALL* 😔😔😔
hey check this out *plot fetishes by a bunch of dimensions (politics, age, gender idenetity). *click on a fetish and get a ton of info, including what it's correlated with and the erotic emotions most associated with that fetish, separated by man vs woman
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You telling me my car can immediately knock me out if I buy a tesla?
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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🚨HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY?🚨 Last seen wandering through the Dynamic Solutions factory, consuming candy at an alarming rate. He was last spotted sitting near the chocolate river, wearing a blue shirt, patterned tie and suspenders. Height: 5'0"ft Weight: 200lbs Race: unknown
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If she unblocked me I could make her a "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up" as Chris Chan would say.
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DervishSimulator🐧 retweeted
two randoms just tried to go in and couldnt because the door is locked. i told them they just caught a predator inside.
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This is the wholesome content i come to Twitter to see 🙏🌞
This is me with a regular-sized tennis ball if you were curious 🙊🥰
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