I am my own soul mate. My mate is my palm, and with it I conquered lov.
i havent been in a single relationship lasting more than 1 month since me and my ex of 3 years separated, back then i was convinced that i would find someone, because of course everyone does. She is now in a happy relationship with an acquaintance, while I cant stick around long-
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idk this stuff reeks so much of inferiority complex, always trying to convince the world “look we were WHITE WE WERE WHITE”, even for people that were described as dark or tan skinned in ancient texts.
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How my beloved eunuch advisor talks about me one week before overthrowing me and replacing me with my newborn son:
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I get terribly jealous whenever I see a person with a beautiful orange tan. When I tan, i just turn grey.
What is the consensus on keeping a stache. I usually go for a clean shave but I think I should grow out my stache. They tell me I look bad w stache, like immigrant labourer... Much to consider...
“i am the sword of god. i am the sword of god. i am the sword of god. i am the sword of god. i am the sword of god. i am the sword of god. i am the sword of god. i am the sword-”





























