Recovering banker dabbling in finance, startups and bad puns. Founder of @crayon_za and @thebookwewrote. Of course a RT is an endorsement.

South Africa
Joined March 2009
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A South African guy who plays video games... Super Mari-ou..... On Nintend-ou
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Frikkie looking at you on how you went and put his whole idea on Twitter, years of creative work exposed!. Jeeeerrr bruh😭😂
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I dunno man, sounds like a khaki idea.
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The store manager's name must be Eugene
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And your PR guy is JEAN de Villiers
Hear me out… An Afrikaans clothing store focused solely on providing bespoke pant… Exclusive Broeks👖
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Fatigue is caused by worry and not work. Dr Jen Gunter introduces a part of the brain called the amygdala and shares the science behind anxiety; what causes your brain to malfunction and the most effective ways of treating anxiety. bit.ly/3CeIiPX #TedTalkTuesday
In this week's #TedTalkTuesday, Christine Carter unlocks the secret to shifting your mindset from unreachable grand plans to easy habit shifts. bit.ly/3xR4xbR #TedTalkTuesday #jobsearch #jobsinSA #careertips #recruitwithCrayon
Lovely maiden win for INCREDIBILL at #Scottsville 👏 Owner - Mr R M Sewgoolam @RSewgoolam Breeder - Mr P F Carolin Trainer - Vaughan Marshall @vhmracing Rider - Jabu Jacobs Breeding - William Longsword x I Lived
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4 x John Deeres please.
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We didn’t intend on having our latest Kreepy Krauly project leaked on a Sunday, but WhatsApp pitch to creation in 96 hours. Well played @GlenBidermanPam and your team. 70k views on twitter and fb in 4 hours. #MyKreepyTeacher
My Kreepy Krauly Teacher 😂
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Non-technical founders always ask how they can build an app if they don't have a tech team. I was in the same boat. Let's break down some solutions. 🧵
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Wishing all our lady crayons a good Women’s Day weekend... we hope you all get spoilt rotten! 💐#NewProfilePic #WomensDay
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"That is why it makes sense to think outside the box, be a contrarian, and build a category of one where your uniqueness quotient is your value proposition." @AdrianSaville @DebisiAraba @marciakayie @punkarelly @wingnuts123 @bronwynwilliams @Derro_SA hbrascend.org/topics/why-ext…
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Why we do what we do... ☺️ "I recently was retrenched, and was looking for a job. I found a post on LinkedIn from Crayon, and in my 8 years experience I have never met a company that values its job like this one; best recruiting company in the country for me...
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Minds blown 🤯 #recruiterinception P.S. We do.
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Nobody talks about failure in Silicon Valley, yet 90% of startups fail. Why? 3 yrs ago, @neerajberry and I shut down @Sprig, which raised $60M from @GreylockVC + @socialcapital & grew to $20m revenue. Then, it all fell apart. For an honest story about failure, **Read on**
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Ebrahim Patel should fire his advisers and write a letter of resignation to Cyril. Those guidelines are a monumental embarrassment that he should have had presence of mind to throw in the bin the second they landed on his desk.
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Many countries are successfully racing behind closed doors. The C19 impact is no different to the horses being exercised on training tracks. This is a completely unnecessary financial impact (and which is affecting animal lives, too). xitter.cf/freemanstallion/status…
Very concerned about the welfare of our horses at this time 🥺. Never in my 65yrs were horses #putdown for economic reasons like they are now. The attrition rate is shocking. My heart breaks for those forced to make the horrific choice; #retrench staff or feed beloved horses. 😫
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At this nightclub in Taipei, they bring out your bottles as the Ghanaian Pallbearers and it’s fucking lit
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