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Derek

@DerekRuffian

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 Sacramento, CA
Joined April 2012
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My favorite cheese alternative 🤤😍
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Anyone know what kind of pills these are? If my son loses his construction job for using drugs I’m kicking him out of our home
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“I like mine with lettuce and tomato Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes”
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I ranked billionaires based on how much I think they’d like Taco Bell
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When the expired cat Xanax kicks in
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Me after getting cut off at the Taco Bell Cantina
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Just hit the most devious diabolical and down right dastardly lick
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Working on the vaccine guys don’t trip
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Me and the homies rn
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Home made vanilla bean ice cream from scratch 😋
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“How many beers you gonna have tonight?” Me:
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I miss when artists made real music – at Manhattan, NY
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Poppycock
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Me and the homies in the pizza section of 7Eleven at 3am
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Wait hold up
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Postmates calculating how much to charge me for 3 tacos
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When you accidentally spill a drink on Aaron Hernandez in the club
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When they leave you little notes 🥰
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