@_SmartUK

Allegedly functional since roughly halfway between episodes 8 & 9 of series 3 of Round The Horne. First BBC Radio 4 “Celebrity Soup of the Day” winner.

 Ye olde kyningdome of Kent
Joined May 2010
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Due to an embarrassing clerical error, I appear to have left my body to domestic science.
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Nakobe Dean everybody 🗣️ BUFvsLV on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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LET. IT. RIP. #BUFvsLV | 📺 Paramount+
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Hell of a throw Kirko. Amazing gameplan Coach Kubiak. Way to ball out on defense boys. Clean it up and this team is on the verge of something special. #RaiderNation
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A rebuilding Raiders team has a Bills team with Super Bowl aspirations tied in the 4th Q. It hasn't been pretty, Raiders undermanned, but they are aggressive, fighting, and have all heart.
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So Kirk’s got no arm? 🤣
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Another close game that the #Raiders could have won with more discipline and fewer predictable run plays. Still too many missed arm tackles for my liking. I’d have put Mendoza in for the 4th quarter to give Buffalo something new to think about.
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Great throw KC. #RaiderNation
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That’s abysmal from Vegas. Keystone Cops defending @Raiders
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#NFL 🇬🇧 instagram.com/reel/DepSl0Vxi…

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Let’s go #2!!! #RaiderNation @Raiders
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Penix forced to fumble & the Bears recover. The momentum swings again! This is great stuff!
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Falcons have their tails up now. Big hit from the special teams unit on the kick return.
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Falcons force a fumble! They’ve been a clear second best for so much of this game but if they can convert this things get interesting…
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…and they do. Plus a 2pt conversion by London. 31-23.
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Great grab by Pitts - strong fingers! #Falcons
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Happy Birthday to the brilliant English international cricketer Gladstone Small who was born on this day in Barbados in 1961. He took 55 Test wickets for England. 🏏 #GladstoneSmall #Warwickshire #England
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Thames Water is due to run out of money (again) over the next few weeks. A year and a half ago it was given a £3 billion bailout now it's asking for another £2.4 billion. We really are being taken for mugs. theguardian.com/business/202…

Thames Water asks for £2.4bn more to avoid going bust this year or early 2027

Water company tells creditors it will not survive long enough to agree refinancing deal without more money

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Martin retweeted
Swag Jeff@_SwagJeffOct 17
To say that last night was a success is an understatement. Doing @RaidersFanRadio live from @AllegiantStadm with my best friend @_Murf was an incredible experience and we are so thankful for the @ABiletnikoff25 Foundation for making it possible! #RaiderNation
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Well, @UKLabour..? instagram.com/reel/DeoNXjcj4…

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New press secretary announced
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