Founder, chief engineer and preparer of tea at DemonStudios Ltd. See @DemonStudios for GameDev stuff. Likes cars, and tea.

Leamington Spa, England
Joined September 2009
Wondering if AI can see optical illusions. Assume not, though it knows what people see and it could pretend to see them too. eg would AI ever really see a single pink dot moving here and fading green dots without being told?
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If AI finds a PHP vulnerability Shirley as long as nobody says what that vulnerability is it makes zero difference? My website is down because its SSL certificate has been revoked. Whatever that means. Maybe I could ask the BBC’s cyber expert.
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Note I know what it means but for some reason 123-reg’s website is so unbelievably painful to use it keeps giving errors trying to install a new one so I just exited the room and left the crystal.
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£50 to file your company Annual Return (ie click on a form to say nothing has changed)! It used to be £13. Even that was a joke. They rename it to Confirmation Statement, make you jump through ID check hoops and charge you fiddy squid. A treasury che-ching! 💰
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If you don’t know, this has nothing to do with accounts or tax. That’s what the separate Corporation Tax filing is for. This is just a tax for existing.
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Just signed the back of a new bank card badly and have to live with that until 2031. #ProperHorrorShow
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HAHAHAHA not really. I of course practiced doing a tiny signature on a scrap of paper about 115 times then quickly moved over to the card to fool the brain into not realising the gravitas of the situation.
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If I ever get to go in a Cybercab I’m going to plug in an Xbox pad via USB and press up, up, down, down, left, left, right, right to get full control then bez about.
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They’ll change the cheat code now I’ve told everyone dammit drive ruined
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Fun fact: You *can* actually drive one with a gamepad. I just hope you can remap the throttle to the right stick Y-axis… 🤣
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Still wondering if cords will ever make a comeback. #cords
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Can we stop Twitter being a snuff videotape please? Asking for everybody. Cheers.
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I remember at uni someone was passing round a snuff video (on VHS tape, obvs), and almost everybody I knew instinctively had no interest in watching it. Clearly for sickos only. Yet here we are. Twitter 2026 and it feels like that’s almost every other video.
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People asking what’s the point of a car being able to kick flip into the air — wait until you’re driving your wife in labour to hospital only to be confronted by a row of Just Stop Oil tabard wankers.
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Of course the sudden huge g forces might not help but we’ll let marketing worry about that
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As expected, absolutely nothing about the flying Tesla Roadster from far leftist Everything Electric (nee FullyCharged) YouTube channel. So glad to see the dude who was with EE now at Top Gear being proper enthusiastic about seeing it. Moi trés envious! youtu.be/iXhJgX8uaSw?is=e2Dg…
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There is a really strange correlation between those who (for some insane reason) say Elon isn’t smart who also happen to have pronouns in their bio.
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There must be some leftists who can disagree with him politically but also accept he’s super smart? Or would that require they be smart too? Or of course betray their cult…
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