I have come here to CHEW BUBBLEGUM and MAKE FRIENDS. And I’m ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM. “Sex-negative coy boy” —The Economist “Thinks he's people” —Vogue he/him

Raleigh, NC
Joined October 2009
Dave Barry's 2022 year-in-review: miamiherald.com/living/liv-c…
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star of wonder? you mean the thing that doxxed baby Jesus?
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friend: can you build me an app that- me: yes friend: -has a calendar feature to- me: no
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The world's first trombone rhythm game is instantly a GOTY contender. And no, I'm not kidding. Turn up the volume and hear Beethoven like you've never heard it before. trib.al/pFwvN8z
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Josef Pieper’s claim that leisure safeguards human dignity has practical implications. Among other things, it lets us say “you are more than your productivity,” which lets us tell a 5th grader “it is good that you exist” – at St Louis, MO
Dennis Prager complains about a school sign reading 'The world is better because you are in it': "What a stupid message. Plus it's not true. What has any 5th grader done to have made the world better because he or she is in it?"
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So, the church on Martha's Vineyard is taking in the Venezuelans fleeing communism that Florida sent up there. The mayor is on CNN crowing about it. Real own goal by FL making *Massachusetts liberals* look more Christian and sympathetic to victims of communism than a red state.
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doodle, doodle snoozing soft on your bed or in the loft; what divine being didst deploy upon the earth this floofy boi?
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The Raid [1/3]
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painting of first known ska musician
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RT if you too believe that all TRUE MAGA PATRIOTS in the military, police and security services should immediately RESIGN in PROTEST
If you are an FBI agent who isn’t a complete anti-American communist you have an obligation to resign.
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They didn't "stop talking about it." They did something about it - the international community passed the Montreal Protocol in 1987, phasing out chlorofluorocarbons and halons, saving the ozone layer. It may be the greatest example of truly international cooperation in history.
Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
24 nations signed the Montreal Protocol limiting the use of CFCs in 1987. Scientists estimate that if the Montreal Protocol had never been implemented, the hole would have grown by 40 percent by 2013. Instead, the hole is expected to completely heal by 2050. smithsonianmag.com/science-nature…
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All Christians should find a nice wife, settle down, and raise a family, just like Jesus Christ did. If it was good enough for him, it’s good enough for us.
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It me.
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me every day me on the day when I'm going to a therapist
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imagine being stranded in your little bugman car and a ruggedly handsome cowboy has to stop to save you in his all-electric F-150
Ford surprises F-150 Lightning owners with accessory that can recharge stranded Teslas theverge.com/2022/6/7/231583…
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Only happens in prod
Make a programmer cry with 4 words
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Try to be the person you didn't have.
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