I have come here to CHEW BUBBLEGUM and MAKE FRIENDS. And I’m ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM. “Sex-negative coy boy” —The Economist “Thinks he's people” —Vogue he/him

Raleigh, NC
Joined October 2009
Looking increasingly certain I'm dropping twitter at the beginning of the year. I may have some sort of presence on Mastodon at @defnotryan@sideb.buzz but I'm not sure what that will be yet. DM me if you want my email address!
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“Mister Ikari, do you hmean to tell me you’re on your THURD Tokyo??”
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Somehow when I wasn’t paying attention I became flower pants guy
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2023?
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KNIVES OUT 2: DEATH AND FAXES
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Dave Barry's 2022 year-in-review: miamiherald.com/living/liv-c…
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I don't have anything to say about those guidelines from a top university about preferred language, BUT it does remind me of one time when I was working with some UK colleagues and we were discussing large typographical dot characters, such as •.
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It occurred to me toward the end of the conversation that they kept calling them "dots" but I kept calling them "bullets."
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I felt... American.
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My housemate asked, very genuinely, “Why do they call [New Jersey] the Garden State?” and I tried to say “Because-Oil-And-Petrochemical-Refinery-State-wouldn’t-fit-on-a-license-plate” so fast I almost sprained something
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star of wonder? you mean the thing that doxxed baby Jesus?
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Guy who has the cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene but eats it anyway
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friend: can you build me an app that- me: yes friend: -has a calendar feature to- me: no
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This thread puts a finger on what I liked so much about Andor
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