Deadpool, at your service! Merc with a Mouth. OCD, Mexican delicacies, Grotesque/decent appearance (Depends on artist). Official #SpiderSquad member
Joined April 2010
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🎵🎶It's me! Hi! I'm the problem, it's me!🎶🎵
💥 Turn offs: Not bein' a Spider Society Member (👀), taxes, misogyny, low ammo, Green Lantern, certain writers.
💥 Earth-616: Characterization favors Fabian Nicieza era, but knowledgeable about other interpretations.
💥 21+ | MDNI
Heeeeey @BrokeOldSpidey. A little green goblin birdie told me your man was hittin' on his Spider-Wifu! Seein' as fair is fair, I thought I'd give you the opportunity to work that charm on yours truly.
An' jus' so ya know, I'm batting my eyelash-less eyes right now.
Oh dear god, someone put me outta my misery.
This is worse when I was written by a certain writer that thought LOLRANDUM!POOL was kewl~
#MyXAnniversary
Wade Wilson retweeted
(The Spider bot watches Deadpool take the cash, and then it pulls the rope, making the box flop down harmlessly.)
📀Priority programming R3VeNgE: Running ..
⚠️ERROR⚠️Priority check R3VeNgE: Not satisfied
⌛️R3VeNgE diagnostic: Running ..
✅Conclusion: Bait works
❗️Incorrect trap
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Ooohoo, lookie what we have here! An old school dummy trap!
Awww, little guy has spirit, waitin' for some poor, dumb b@$t@rd t'take the bait.
[DP was roaming HQ's halls looking for @BrokeOldSpidey to play Mario Kart with until he came across this fella. He squats down next to +
of Washington's ain't gonna work--
OH $H!+ IS THAT HONEST ABE?! GIMMIE.
[It's been a minute since DP had a job, can't blame the guy for snatching the bills]
the prize box, removing his katana to idly poke it]
Yanno, gotta make it less obvious an' stand farther back, dingus. These Spideys got their Spidey-Sense an' eye lenses the size of Cap's shield, you're gonna get got.
An' I know these Spidey's are BROKE as hell, but a stack +
Ooohoo, lookie what we have here! An old school dummy trap!
Awww, little guy has spirit, waitin' for some poor, dumb b@$t@rd t'take the bait.
[DP was roaming HQ's halls looking for @BrokeOldSpidey to play Mario Kart with until he came across this fella. He squats down next to +
Buddy, Pal, face only a mother could love man, I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'.
Your backwardy Supe charm is lost on me!
My brain gets rescrambled once a day, be lucky I didn't call you Olivia Bagel Swiss Cheese Lover Boy.
I gotta hand it to ya, yer still out here hustlin', living yer dreams of being more than a villain of the week...
[Fake sniff, very emotional]
I'm proud of ya, White Board!
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That's small brain thought!
Let's get that World's Greatest Brain to Galaxy's Greatest Brain status:
#SpidersPool2025
HOLE-Y MOLEY! THE SMUDGE IS BACK!
What are you doin' outta your cave? We still got like six more weeks of winter!
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Yanno, SpideyPool is a HUGE ship, got content up the wazoo an' lotsa moolah being made off it.
But where's the feeling, that je ne sais quoi of when a rarepair gets a crumb of content! MotorPool has one fan that's been waitin' for nearly a YEAR for content, give 'em that!
Are we finally on the Reject-O'Hara Hate Train? 'Cuz I, for one, have been conducting that train YEARS ago.
"Oi, guv'nor! Page 24 was plenty informational!"
"Who'da known growin' potatoes in a burlap sack an' makin' jacket potatoes was so cheap an' easy!"
Just like Wade!
Wade Wilson retweeted
It's been 1 year since I've started searching HQ's CCTVs for ghosts and power washed the HQ Bathrooms.
Been one hell of a year, team. Here's to many more!
Be sure to stop by to say hi!
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