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Deadpool, at your service! Merc with a Mouth. OCD, Mexican delicacies, Grotesque/decent appearance (Depends on artist). Official #SpiderSquad member

Joined April 2010
Heeeeey @BrokeOldSpidey. A little green goblin birdie told me your man was hittin' on his Spider-Wifu! Seein' as fair is fair, I thought I'd give you the opportunity to work that charm on yours truly. An' jus' so ya know, I'm batting my eyelash-less eyes right now.
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Oh dear god, someone put me outta my misery. This is worse when I was written by a certain writer that thought LOLRANDUM!POOL was kewl~ #MyXAnniversary
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Buddy, Pal, face only a mother could love man, I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'. Your backwardy Supe charm is lost on me!
Why am moles filled with holes?!?
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No.
Is it you? Are you the one person waiting for MotorPool?
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Are we finally on the Reject-O'Hara Hate Train? 'Cuz I, for one, have been conducting that train YEARS ago.
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YOU FORGOT THE CHEESE— Mhm. Now, mac an' cheese without either paprika or chili powder is different, an' oregano is a new flavor... But this is GOOD. 9.5 outta 10, would eat again! Thanks, Gwen!
after this , i don’t wanna hear SHIT about my mac and cheese not being seasoned . salt , pepper , onion powder , garlic powder , oregano , and a smidge of breadcrumbs , cooked , then baked for twenty minutes ay 350 degrees . have some , reader .ᐟ you especially , @Dedpull .ᐟ
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Psssst. Gwen also thinks ketchup is too spicy. Pass it on.
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Everyone thank Gwen for this stabbin'!
you stab the account , i stab YOU . a threat on the sacred forbidden smooth coke account is basically the same thing as a presidential assassination . also — no . nuh - uh . vi is super cool , but the only thing i’m second in is second to NONE .
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WEDDING STEALER. Thems fightin' words... It's more like an "opportunity" presented itself!
Replying to @Dedpull
@Dedpull So u a wedding stealer now? Day-mn!
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