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Let me give you some advice. You won’t have asked for it, but I’ll give it anyway. *You’ll thank me in the long run (*you won’t).

South East, England
Joined December 2019
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Replying to @JamieBonkiewicz
Have you considered cancelling your Netflix subscription? That should help.
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Just received my $5,000 check for voting for #Trump . But he’s forgotten to sign it! Has anyone else had their check? #Trumpcheck
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Theyhad a meeting, and decided to do it just because they thought it woukd piss you off. What did you do to them, Rick, what?
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Replying to @I_amMukhtar
Has his big wobbly bottom lip blocked the cell door?
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Other people were shopping? How dare they!!
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Replying to @RealDannyTommo
Oh no. In other news, I broke a nail earlier.
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If there is no rule, what has that got to do with Autism?
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Replying to @kennykellner19
What has this got to do with Autism? If the bathroom is reserved for moms changing their kids, then that’s the rule, it has nothing to do with wether the person being told that rule is Autistic.
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I am so sorry this has happened to you. Hope you get it sorted. Have you considered taking up Macramé.
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Replying to @mattlynnwriter
One station is closing next year for several months. No serious person would lose their mind over this.
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Hello Andy. I am a parody account. I give bad advice.
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Replying to @edwinhayward
Really? Should be able to replace those overnight when the station is shut, surely. Couple of hours tops. What are bunch of snowflakes..
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Replying to @NadineDorries
‘I believe she is allegedly’ And the rest makes no sense either. Are you ok, babes?
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Replying to @McivorJaymey
I hope you recover quickly from the concussion.
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If you are stockpiling good that goes off by Christmas you are stockpiling wrong. Follow me for more top tips!
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Replying to @Mr_Rantbottom
It would last longer if you swotched the TV off. Follow me for more top tips.
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