Let me give you some advice. You won’t have asked for it, but I’ll give it anyway. *You’ll thank me in the long run (*you won’t).
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Just received my $5,000 check for voting for #Trump . But he’s forgotten to sign it! Has anyone else had their check? #Trumpcheck
Margaret Thatcher founded The Royal Albert Hall, named for her mother who was from the Albert Potato family, famed for inventing chips. #Facts
Hey everyone. How about we just stop killing each other. #stopkillingeachother
If any of you gammon slices in your balaclavas try anything against our local #RNLI station, you’ll have to get through me & my zimmer frame first. You bunch of knuckle dragging, ignorant tossers. #SupporttheRNLI
The number of people arguing about a bloody text message. Just don’t be a dickhead thinking you have a ‘right’ to cook on an open fire outside during a drought. Humans are going to be the cause of the next extinction level event. We are idiots. We never learn. #dontbeadickhead
Morning all. Today, try dropping ‘scrumptious’ into a conversation. Rubbing your tummy at the same time, gets you extra points!
What a #snowflake. Nige, babes, can I give you some advice? Cost ya £5 million.
Ladles and Jellyspoons, the next great Prime minister of the UK. Such, what we like to call, fun. #Farageforsale
Oh dear, never mind, #reformfail standard.co.uk/news/politics…
Happy #ChocolateLongWeekend to all that ‘celebrate’. Do not forget to pray to the apostles @CadburyUK and @Nestle and worship at the feet of @HotelChocolat. All praise the cocoa bean! #Easter
For this morning only, I will be giving sensible(ish) advice. Get i quick, what can I help you with? #Sensibleishadvice #AprilFoolsDay #advice
Luke 13 ‘And onto my disciples, after my resurrection, I gave forth a Smarties Easter Egg and some Cadbury’s Mini Eggs in a mug. And they were fed and satisfied and went forth to preach’ #Easter
If I meet one of those #alphamales in person, would my laughing at them enable or trigger them? I don’t want to be the reason they get any more delusional. Are there rehab programmes for them? Also, wear bigger size clothes.
Just received a Reform ad through the post. addressed to me & My husband. I will contacting them directly by letter to ask them to remove us from their mailing list. I do hope I remember to put a stamp on it…. #badmemory
Apparently I’ve been on here for 6 years. To celebrate i’m going to have my infected foot looked at! My advice to you lot, wear more orange and take up pot holing with cream cakes. #takemyadvice
Today we #remember. Expecting there to be thousands at our local #remembrance service, if all the flags mean anything.