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Joined April 2012
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Wow. 🏆
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Frauds
Macca and Argentina take on England for a place in the #FIFAWorldCup final 💪🇦🇷
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Elite level of football and Anthony Gordon getting games he’s one of the biggest frauds in football can’t believe he’s at the World Cup for England cunt wouldn’t even start for Cape Verde
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A Boreham wood supporter was on the pitch goading Maidenhead United fans after beating them in the playoffs last year. A Maidstone fan had seen enough, so he ran on and two footed him… 🤣😭
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How I’m gunna be watching them
England’s group games are at 9pm, 9pm and 10pm If we win the group, the potential schedule is: L32 at 5pm L16 at 1am QF at 10pm If we finish 2nd in the group, it’s: L32 at midnight L16 at 8pm QF at 8pm If we’re one of the 8 best 3rd place teams, it’s: L32 at 2.30am L16 at 9pm QF at 2am The SFs and final all kick off at 8pm
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Dean Lukeman retweeted
Guy aggressively argues with a cyclist about being in the road, then gets a dose of sweet karma.
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Getting your phone out to record the away team taking the piss out of you absolute shambles
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Dean Lukeman retweeted
Lord of the Rings trilogy combined is 9 hrs 18 mins and it could have been over in seconds
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What a cunt
No, I will not be spending my life trying to guess what someone’s pronouns might be, and I don’t care. If you look like a man, then you’re a man. Women always know.
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Dean Lukeman retweeted
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4 - Alexander Isak is the first Liverpool player in Premier League history to end on the losing side in each of his first four starts for the club. Unfortunate.
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Never a bad time to share this. Don’t think I’ll ever get over the players’ faces here when he walks in…
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
How have I never seen this goal before
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Should have been dragged off straight away after that 😂😂
🚨🗣️Cristiano Ronaldo in 2024 : “Saudi league will be one of the top 5 leagues in the world in few years” A player in Saudi League in 2025 👇😂😭😭
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Imagine some massive time fraud telling you not to have a drink after football with the lads 🥴 bet that changing room is honking. Hope they get panned every game
Matt Saunders speaks to us after the defeat to Gloucester City. 🎙️
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Outrageous
Blokes wearing jeans in Sunday League😭😭😭
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Fully deserved that dirty bastard
Former UFC fighter Wanderlei Silva just got knocked out COLD in an all-out brawl 🤯
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This fraud counting the days down til his big pay out
Ruben Amorim says not even the Pope could persuade him to change his controversial formation 🤔❌
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Need more people like this in the world instead of all the freaks about nowadays
Grandma gets a surprise visit by police officer she has a crush on for 95th birthday
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