Yep, Pulling the plug here. Been real all, but I won't support the douchebag in chief, not even with my eyeballs. Check my profile for other ways to find me. The account is kept for archival purposes and I'll post here once a month to keep Elno from purging it.

*Narrator* It will not.

Hi....is this thing on? *tap* *tap* *tap* Ahem. Crypto is fucking stupid. Meme coins are even more stupider. Thank you.

Fuck

I suppose I should post something here so dipshit doesn't close my account.

You told advertisers to go fuck themselves. Go Fuck Yourself.

Ummm...What was it your boss said? Go...Fuck...Yourself. Guess what? They did.

This twitter account may be dedicated to shitposting about the @Cubs third base coach from now on. You've been warned.

.@Cubs press: Ask about Willie Harris. You are not doing your job until you find out why he still has one.

Any time Hector Neris wants out of town, I will personally drive him to the airport. Maybe I'll even let him in the car.

Please take a moment to vote "I dare you to leave, you shithead"

Monthly post so dipshit doesn't kill my account. Oh, is @elonmusk watching? Hey Elon, Go Fuck Yourself.

Bet it lasts longer than Twitter, you deluded fuckboy.

This is as good a time as any to remind everyone that despite how much sense it makes for Elon's Folly to actually go ahead and do this, be wary of the date when you read anything on the internet today.

Hey! My account is still here. Here's a post to make sure it doesn't get deleted.

webOS is what got me into this industry. If you drew a line along my career, the starting point was Jon Rubinstein's Keynote at CES 2009.

Happy New Year. Elon is still a tool.

Or, just get your CTO to tell advertisers to go fuck themselves. Either way.