Dan Southern

This 'spicing up' of Olympic sports may have gone too far bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/art…

Update. The Internet these days is now just: - People telling me 'both things can be true' - People using the phrase 'the discourse' - People waiting for Sydney Sweeney to do something.

Ladies and gentlemen, your new FIFA President!

Super-optimised LinkedIn job title: Fractional Empathy Prompter.

There was a tiny period in 2024 where the entire internet turned into comms people crying, bewildered, WHERE ARE SUNAK’S COMMS PEOPLE?! into the abyss.

Grandma Georgina’s greatest hits in The Great Glass Elevator: Cracked as a crab Balmy old bat Miserable old mackerel Cracked as a crumpet Crazy as a crayfish Bogged as a beetle Dotty as a dingbat He’s got rats in the roof

Fair play to Vic Reeves for coming up with his Club Singer all those years ago on Shooting Stars and now headlining Glastonbury with the character. Hard work pays off #glastonbury

The internet these days is just - People telling me to wake up at 5am - People telling me what to write in ChatGPT - People writing the word empathy.

All I can think of is the Quilmes advert – at Hackney, London

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What is Alex doing?!

This photograph of yours truly was taken in either 2006 or 2007. Just look at that @CityAM headline and ignore my slightly irritating smug face.

“These people are mad, bad and dangerous. They have to go” @martinwolf_ in the FT ft.com/content/510948e9-3c33… – at Hackney, London

Barack no doubt pondering deeply on this, suited long legs crossed, fist gently resting on his his pierced lips, staring intently at his phone.

✅ from Laura Snapes about The National

From the Institute for Studies.