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Santa Clarita,CA
Joined April 2009
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April Rose Olshane kicked open the door today! She’s absolutely perfect.
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Me logging into work on Thursday morning after staying up all night playing Ocarina of Time Remake:
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For people that weren't around at the time, this is how Zelda OoT was being reviewed by top magazines: "When it comes to what people will now demand of a top videogame, Nintendo has moved the goalposts off the pitch, into a lorry, down the road, into the airport, onto a plane and halfway round the world to a different continent entirely." "When the final version of Zelda 64 arrived we stopped working, locked ourselves into a room with a big-screen TV and played 17 hours straight. After only a few hours of sleep, we were back for more and we couldn't stop until we finished the game. Then, we started over again." "Perfect. Epic. Unstoppable. Unbeatable. Irresistible. Sensational. The best videogame I have ever played. It is the crowning jewel of the industry. It is Nintendo's finest achievement." "This is, without a doubt, one of the all-time greatest games made. 50 years from now people will still be playing and enjoying this game thoroughly." "If you're making games and you haven't played this game, then you're like a director who has never seen Citizen Kane or a musician who has never heard of Mozart... this is as good as it's going to get." That is to say that at the time reviewers agreed that it was the best game that was ever made, set a new standard for the entire industry, and predicted that no game would dethrone it for a very long time.
The Ocarina of Time remake is almost here. With the original being one of the highest-rated games of all time, sitting at a 99, do you think the remake will live up to that legacy?
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Get in the car. There’s no time to explain.
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Honestly, Luka Doncic becoming a Laker was pretty wild too. No one could figure out for the first hour if it was real
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GET UP #Duuuval IT'S GAMEDAY!!
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The greatest first pitch of all time
Still hits the same
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Adventure through Hyrule and become the Hero of Time when The Legend of #Zelda: Ocarina of Time releases Nov 5 on Nintendo Switch 2. #NintendoDirect
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Replying to @Vaughan1019
I have no evidence -- and no other media member has reported any -- that the Dodgers did anything that ran afoul of the CBA. Beyond that, the government is focused more on procedural questions -- the mismarking of affiliated investments and the web of companies under Guggenheim's umbrella -- than anything specifically related to the Dodgers. You are well within your rights to assume whatever you want to assume, and if you want to suggest there was some kind of fraud that specifically impacted on-field performance, you do you. I'm not going to do that because I have no idea how the money they received from selling the debt on their TV network, for example, was used. I wasn't being naive when I said the Dodgers cracked the system. They did. They recognized that cash is a grand separator in terms of securing talent and that CBT thresholds should be no impediment. You know who else did? The Mets. And they stunk. Every billionaire has access to cash. Not as much as the Dodgers, certainly, but if they want to get more capital to invest in their team, they can. They choose not to. And that is well within their rights, too, but to suggest that because Mark Walter is under investigation for one business' tactics that it automatically ties into another's -- with zero hard evidence showing that's the case -- is simply a case of you fitting what you think you know to a conclusion you already made.
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I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less
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“What the president meant to say was that if he played outfield he would be the best outfielder too” -Karoline Leavitt probably
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Josh Hokit vs. Derrick Lewis #UFCWhiteHouse
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📰 UFC Freedom 250 Update 📰 Dana White has confirmed that if Donald Trump is boo’d at UFC Freedom 250, anyone caught in the act will be escorted away from the venue and may face up to 6 months watching Carla Esparza vs Rose Namajunes 2 on repeat. #UFCWhiteHouse
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Hard to believe Spencer Pratt lost the election despite having no experience, being highly unpopular and running in a 4:1 democratic stronghold. Makes no sense.
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My sub 2 ERA pitcher only hit 27 homeruns??. God dammit.
Shohei Ohtani home runs by season as a Dodger: 2024 — 54 2025 — 55 2026 — 27 (pace)
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Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep. Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.
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Sorry folks I’m skipping my son’s wedding to eye fuck Jaxon over there.
Trump: I’m looking at Jaxon… I'm looking at the legs there. He's this beautiful guy. He's got legs like tree trunks. This is not a good thing for women.
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There are a lot of things you can blame Karen Bass for. But I will never understand how the mayor or the governor are to be blamed for the fires. As if they had something to do with starting the fire or the 70mph winds that were happening that week.
Hey guys, why don’t they wanna talk about why I need a hotel in the first place? Karen Bass let my home burn down. Also 6,000 of my neighbors. NBD.
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What a career 🥹 Nothing but love and respect for Jonathan Quick after his final NHL game 👏
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April’s first Kings game!
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I would start paying attention to people's ages rather than their pronouns when interacting in the gaming industry.
This is what happens when he/hims, she/hers, they/thems team up on a massive creative endeavor. Proven repeatedly… it doesn’t work.
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