@TheMMAlien

Lifelong Fan of Martial Arts & Comedy • Creator of Content • Funny Sometimes • Food

 Orbiting Fight Circus
Joined July 2023
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Me: “That 1000mg gummie wasn’t shit.” *10 minutes later*
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I was going for Rinya Nakamura but Brady Hiestand seems like a good dude. Solid finish after some time off. Can’t be mad at it. #UFCVegas121
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Elvis Sinosickk@ElvisSinosickk
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Me and who?
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Post has been deleted and I have received an apology in my DM’s.
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These guys stole my content, removed my watermark and added their own lmao. Crazy.
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Bellato melted like gelato. #UFCVegas121
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These guys stole my content, removed my watermark and added their own lmao. Crazy.
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Replying to @DiceyHQ @DiceySports
Y’all removed my watermark and everything lmao. Pathetic.
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There’s like 4 people in the group chat watching this card rn. Everyone else tapped out. I thought I had better friends. RIP Ricky Simón. #UFCVegas121
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Yazmin Jauregui, welcome back queen. Vanessa was absolutely clueless in there. #UFCVegas121
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Had a late ass night. Grabbing a coffee and a pie then tuning in to the prelims. I’ll brb, don’t do anything crazy without me. #UFCVegas121
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Just took a piss in the women’s bathroom at the hospital. I make the rules around here.
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This is the vibe I’m getting from Dana White & Eddie Hearn rn. Is this accurate?
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Tyson Fury comes from a Karate background and I honestly don’t know how Anthony Joshua will handle that.
Kalshi Sports
@KalshiSports
Sep 25
NEW: Tyson Fury is the early 59% favorite on Kalshi to take down Anthony Joshua this December. Will the Gypsy King come out on top?
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Just a bowl of flavour, man.
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Sep 25
Replying to @Datboilazz @TheMMAfoo @TheNotoriousMMA
Went back in there and got it done. Spammed him with kicks 😂
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I’ve legitimately tried to win this game over and over but @TheNotoriousMMA keeps whooping my ass tbh.
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Full Metal Dojo ☣️@FullMetalDojo
Sep 24
We may have stumbled upon the most amazing content on the internet. Ai Khabib slangin' real estate in Phuket with other ai UFC legends including Poatan, Adesanya, Gaethje and GSP. Any Russian speakers out there who can translate this masterpiece?
Full Metal Dojo ☣️@FullMetalDojo
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It's amazing what this man will attach his name to.
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Full Metal Dojo ☣️@FullMetalDojo
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You can almost hear this shirt. OG designs going up on the site. All the cool kids are wearing it! #FMD
Full Metal Dojo ☣️@FullMetalDojo
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Replying to @JspecTheHost
We'll get right back to you on that but in the meantime we've brought back an OG classic that we haven't offered in years...fullmetaldojo.shop/products/…

An FMD Classic

One of the original FMD shirt designs, dating back to the early days after Full Metal Dojo was founded in 2014. A piece of FMD history, brought back from the archives.

fullmetaldojo.shop
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I’ve learned to not judge a book by its cover. But this is lowkey hilarious for a main card. #UFCVegas121
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Raoni Barcelos will no doubt land on Raul Rosas Jr’s ginormous chin. Raul’s only chance to win this fight will be to wrestle-fuck and find a sub. #UFCVegas121
Kalshi Sports
@KalshiSports
Sep 23
21-year old Raul Rosas Jr has a 59% chance on Kalshi to defeat 39-year old Raoni Barcelos this Saturday night. Can Barcelos take down the youngster?
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Good morning to everyone except people who don’t wave when you pull over so they can pass through a narrow street.
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