More refreshing than a moist towelette...

Niagara Falls, Canada
Joined June 2013
When your stream interrupts and you miss the winning run after watching all 18 innings buffer free... #firstworleseriesproblems #worldseries
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FOREST CAPTAIN full episodes are now available online! 🌲 Thanks to the Niagara Falls Cultural Development Fund for helping bring it to life. 💯 We hope you enjoy watching it as much as we enjoyed making it! 😃 youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
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These days kids learn about the birds and the bees from Twitter and Bumble...
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Slide into those direct messages! Seize the day! #CarpeDM
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Just signed up for 5am Baton classes. That's twirly in the morning...
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The movie Ghandi is about a man who goes on a hunger strike because everyone is angry and fighting. They should have called it The Fast and the Furious... #ghandiin60seconds
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My dog just contracted Covid-19. Of course, in dog years that's Covid-62...
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Old MacDonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! And on that farm he had crippling debt! EI-IOU!
I imagine that flamenco dancers make good fishermen. They really know how to cast a net...
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The Habs are going to the Stanley Cup and my heart will go on!! #gohabsgo #MontrealCanadiens #CelineDion
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This morning my wife told me she was going to hop in the shower. That seems like a very dangerous place for such an activity…
I’ve never tried MDMA, but I’ve heard nothing but rave reviews…
David Green retweeted
We should all get extensions on our passports since we haven't been able to use 'em for the past 2 years.
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David Green retweeted
Chemistry. Let them develop it. Don't separate them at the first sign of grief. Let this 20 year old and 21 year old grow together. 4-3 Habs win.
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David Green retweeted
I wish you went bald all at once. Instead, it's like 'Here's 5-10 years of looking like a Russian gambling addict'
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