@DavidChisbits

Where the laughter never stops/starts.

 Edinburgh
Joined September 2009
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A naive, embarrassing performance from everyone involved. Vrancken has built up a decent bit of credit in bank, but that 90 minutes pretty much obliterates it. Cannot play like this against better teams away. Criminal stuff.
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Some of the worst patter known to man (🤣wifi password🤣) by one of the weirdest men on the world wide web and he can't even do it properly.
Canadian Celtic Bhoy
@cancelticbhoyOct 15
Rats and diet rats ... both losing to fuckin ( wifi passwords ) 🤝 🐀 squeak squeak
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Gentile@Gentile_RiveraOct 13
Replying to @DavidChisbits @AroundTheFunnel
If you cannae spell it S, H, I, T, E Shite , shite , glorious shite 🎵🎵
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One of the most cinematically pleasing bits of TV ever.
Torraine Walker
@TorraineWalkerSep 17
Forty-Two years ago tonight, the debut episode of "Miami Vice" aired on NBC and television changed forever.
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Ed Sheeran watches WW2 documentaries with a half and half scarf on
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So we’re just openly racist in this country now? Is that it? Is that where we are? Folk need to stand up against these rats. Attitudes like this have become normalised and we’re just meant to be okay with it? Absolute state we’re in.
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David Chisholm retweeted
Ewan Murray@mrewanmurrayAug 27
I trust we will be spared grim assessment of “Scottish football.” The Old Firm’s total howlers this week are entirely their own. Economically they don’t represent Scottish football at all. Motherwell and Hibs lost to teams they should lose to. Hearts upset the odds.
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David Chisholm retweeted
Heart of Midlothian FC
@JamTartsAug 26
Winning play-offs in Austria isn’t for everyone...
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Heart of Midlothian FC
@JamTartsAug 20
James Wilson's wonderstrike, in all its glory 🚀
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The line between horror and comedy can be a thin one. Vic and Bob's brilliant Masterchef sketch from 1995 made me laugh out loud while my skin was crawling. "HE IS SAD!"
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Go on the Biały Jags!⛱️
Jagiellonia Białystok
@Jagiellonia1920Aug 13
Correct WiFi password 🛜 #RANJAG #UEL
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I think we might have a new cult hero on the cards.
Heart of Midlothian FC
@JamTartsJul 17
TWO FOR AMADOU!
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The greatest player Hearts have ever produced. Legend.
Heart of Midlothian FC
@JamTartsJul 16
Craig Gordon, Hearts legend ❤️
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Unlucky England, but well done on reaching the semi final after playing, Panama, Ghana, Croatia, Congo, Mexico and Norway after qualifying from a group with Albania, Serbia, Latvia and Andorra 👏
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The Sun headline writers currently wetting themselves at the thought of a "DR WHO?!" front page.
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Heart of Midlothian FC
@JamTartsJun 25
Heart of Midlothian is delighted to confirm the appointment of Wouter Vrancken as our new Head Coach. The highly regarded Belgian takes the Tynecastle reins after signing a two-year deal with the Jambos. Read ⬇️

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Abysmal showing again from Scotland. Probably the last time we qualify for a World Cup for a generation with an ageing squad. And THAT is what we produce? Negative, naive, spineless stuff.
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Absolutely spot on from @IanWright0. The bowling club mentality in Scotland has put us SO far behind everyone else.
ITV Football
@itvfootballJun 24
"They are letting down this country on a massive scale" @IanWright0 looks at Scotland's football vision and future moving forward... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🎙️ @markpougatch

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Hearts signing another winger.
Heart of Midlothian FC
@JamTartsJun 24
✍️ Heart of Midlothian is delighted to announce the arrival of Sabri Guendoz, who arrives from K. Beerschot V.A. on a deal until 2029, for an undisclosed fee. Welcome to the Gorgie, Sabri! 🤝
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David Chisholm retweeted
Mark O'Haire
@MarkOHaireJun 9
Alan Partridge tries to explain the format of the 1994 World Cup finals with the never-to-be-forgotten Soccermeter.
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