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These Password Game Clues Are So Funny That Even the Wrong Answers Deserve a Trophy 😂🏆Everyone is trying their best to guess the secret word But somehow the answers make absolutely everything funnier! 🤣
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Mind you all of this is just from season 1 alone😭😭😭 #AbbottElementary
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned
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My only issue with getting ready in the morning is that 6:15 and 6:25 are 2 minutes apart
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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Sister, what did you record this with???? your eyes!?
Steak 🥩 frites with lemon garlic sautéed broccolini and peppercorn sauce. #Dinner
Refresher: strawberry lemonade 🍓🍋



































