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Toronto
Joined March 2012
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Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work
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These Password Game Clues Are So Funny That Even the Wrong Answers Deserve a Trophy 😂🏆Everyone is trying their best to guess the secret word But somehow the answers make absolutely everything funnier! 🤣
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Genuinely amazing parent😭
There's so much respect 😊
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This is someone's former Republican mom.
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Mind you all of this is just from season 1 alone😭😭😭 #AbbottElementary
pra mim um dos melhores diálogos de série dos últimos tempos é - hiiii - bet you are
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But I guess the gas prices are too high now… 😒🙄 🎶 This hook is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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i hate it when black clothes aren't black enough to match the other black clothes
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Great way to expose people who have no reading comprehension skills!
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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looney tunes ass video😭😭
Will they ever meet? 🤔👀 Two men are walking around a massive circular water tank, trying to find each other.
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My only issue with getting ready in the morning is that 6:15 and 6:25 are 2 minutes apart
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Sister, what did you record this with???? your eyes!?
Steak 🥩 frites with lemon garlic sautéed broccolini and peppercorn sauce. #Dinner Refresher: strawberry lemonade 🍓🍋
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J. retweeted
POV: You're losing an argument but they mispronounce a word
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The moment he discovered that light is both a wave and a particle. He'll make a fine quantum physicist.
such a precious moment
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was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
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I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday
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