Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. #FactsOverFear
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What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a soreβ
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat? Or crust and sugar overβ like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
Langston Hughes, 1951
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I find it funny that people underlook VU degrees and masters yet we share the same pool of lecturers. Most universities in Kla share lecturersππππ
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Who's in the dark when the power goes off?
In 18 months of UEDCL planned shutdowns, notices named:
Hospitals & clinics: 222 times
Water pumps: 183 times
Factories: 505 times
Markets, malls, hotels: 416 times
And that only counts the ones they named.
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Does rain cause power cuts?
Every unplanned UEDCL fault, placed on a 24-hour clock shows that 60% of them came within 6 hours of rain, against 28% of all hours.
After rain, a fault is ~2.2x more likely.
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I always considered myself a well-rounded person. Then I got a PhD and became an expert on a topic that only 7 people understand. Four of them think Iβm an idiot.
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Kampala from space: January 2017 to June 2026.
Sentinel-2 picks up ~18 kmΒ² of new building in the city core alone (cyan).
Then the yellow rings: 484 places in this frame named in planned-shutdown notices.
The grid is chasing the city...
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By the way, bwoba okaaba mangu, ebya self employment sooka obirekeππππ
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The passport you hold really determines the level of humiliation you must endure to see the world. Sickening.
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Individual hustle won't save us as things tighten in this lovely countryβcollective resilience may.
Build your mutual aid, shared living, or savings group today.
Remember:
You have to get comfortable with the inconvenience of community long before you need its protection.
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3 years without my dad. Most days it feels like yesterday.
This summer, I turned my grief and love into words: In My Father's Eyes, a daughter's memoir of independence, legacy, and the search for enough.
π€ Coming spring 2027 π€
For Updates: forms.gle/1GxAkgQPcETnZBrm8
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Happening Now: @MoWT_Uganda
Minister @HonByamukama tours a vehicle assembling plant owned by Double Q. The plant, located in Mpigi along Kampala-Masaka Road, assembles dump trucks like Sinotruks, trailers and passenger vans.
@NRMOnline has created jobs kabisa
Franchisee for MTN in Northern Uganda says he wants to return to cabinet after 20 years. and that that there is little difference between State Ministers and Cabinet ministers as they earn the same salary and drive similar vehicles #NTVNews
From David Bahati and Betty Amongi to Henry Okello Oryem, here are the sitting ministers who have lost their parliamentary seats.
#NTVNews #UGDecides2026 #UGElections2026
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Dr. Owishemwe waking up to find Thomas has pissed off half the timeline πββοΈ
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A pleasure to meet and congratulate @qataharraymond who has been appointed Senior Policy Adviser at the @UgandaMFA! Thanks for coming by Raymond, we look forward to further strengthening the EU-Uganda Partnership together with you!
And yes, we did Grab a Coffee!π
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If you didnβt know, These Two are assembled in Uganda π€ππΌ
Available on discount at #UGITF2026
#HavalJulion
#P300SX
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Those were absolutely good questions and this is my first time coming across this level of social journalism jn Uganda. Around the world the government is often the biggest employer and easiest place to have a huge jmoact on people without necessarily having a product to sale for profit but in Uganda, the government is also the worst at delivering on its mandate so its paradoxical to thing an expat like him would be of granular use no matter how smart ge is.
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πππππππ I havenβt laughed this hard in a while, thank you man π
