Scratch Golfer and +5 Sender 🍔🍔 🍔🍔
Village, By The Sea.
Joined July 2014
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Recently after a late night run in the natural glory. Some weesh guy asked me -
“Why were you talking to that owl?”
“We were discussing night optics, wild hunted game meats and arial support”
“Oh”
Most are not doing this.
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Sometimes I just need to take a rest day. And by rest day I mean hill sprints followed by heavy deadlifts. I’m single handedly taking the battle to deep soy at this point.
Most aren’t doing something like this. Hand to hand combat.
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“Wolf! You’re back!”
I never left. I was spending time in the shadows. Training. Open ocean, tree top dominance.
Sometimes I just meet up with my aliases and discuss destroying soy. Here is a picture of one such moment.
Machete
Unlucky my mate @jsmith3169 on the arse end of a walloping today by @HGCScratch. “This ain’t no hobby” maybe after today it fucking ought to be… 👀 #AllCreditToHim
🐺 Papi De La Wolf🐺 retweeted
Just over 6 weeks until @golfdewsbury host our flagship Yorkshire Order of Merit event, the Whitley Cup. 36 holes, Gross & Nett prizes, food included between rounds, £32 entry.
Hoping for another good turn out this year! Contact the pro shop or book online. @hhdugc @YUGCUK
72 holes today for Macmillan cancer support. Opening 69 at 5am and a closing cheeky 65. The Wolf returns. All credit to good causes. Normally I take the piss a bit but if anyone wants to sponsor me for this good cause, shoot me a DM and I’ll send you the payment link 🤝🐺
More moments like this should be caught on canvas. And fuck Soytok
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Course record in danger @jsmith3169 fucking fuming. Athleticism off the charts. All credit to me 🐺
Always worth playing is Ogden, see you there chaps 🤝
Not long now... Give us a retweet guys:
@SheffGolfUnion @HXBHGC @HuddersfieldGC
@jsmith3169 @MelthamGolfClub @woodsomeproshop
@yorkuniongolf @HalifaxWestEndG @DannyDDGC @golfdewsbury @dewsburygolf
visitors.brsgolf.com/halifax…
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Looking forward to the first @2020protour event tomorrow @hallamshiregolf Rumor has it Mr @NickMarshgolf is beside himself at the prospect of a day with #TheWolf I wish him well 🐺
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This is entirely accurate. Test levels plummeted and soy levels skyrocketed after. Disgusting. Parachute Regiment.
