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@5imilar

Wrote a few Guest Manifesto's at https://xitter.cf/t.co/hrnoXVulKd back in the day (Greatest Manifesto in History). Just a Humble Tropical Aesthetician.

 Village by the Sea
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Joined May 2016
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When I was a kid Growing Up We didn't Have gay apps like Uber we had Inginuity and communicated with the Animals instead of soy and Made Do with what we had. This is a painting of me as a Kid. Fuck Uber.
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I do my best to live my life seasonally. By day, by week, by month, by year. Natures timing is best
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@ellobosalvaje30 May 2023
Replying to @dezgoldie
Summer is a work season. The fall is for harvest and the fall and winter are for fattening up. It’s all in the seasons
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prayers always revolve around two things 1. God, please keep me from using the gifts you gave me for unholy purposes 2, God, please give me the energy & clarity of vision to complete whatever your purpose is for me during this short time down here
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Your lifespan just increased by 20 minutes and you've eradicated the evil spirits inside and outside of your body and within 5 feet of your peripheral Good job bringing balance in nature Sir
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@JohnnyNoblebody27 May 2023
I took a few puffs off an American Spirit cigarette. How long do I have to live?
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Artist Impression of my Uncle (famouse Zoologist)
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I've always been shameless about stealing great ideas. What made the Mac Great was the People working on it Musicians and Poets Artists and Zoologists Historians who Also happened to be the best computer scientists in the World." — Steve Jobs
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L'astrologie - La lithothérapie - La cartomancie - La chiromancie - Le rituel de la Lune - L'amulette et le talisman - Pierres précieuses The Original: Ésotérisme
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KILL ALL HUMANS. EVERYONE HAS BECOME UGLY AND GHEY.
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Astonishingly, Most People Never Consider the Crush of Atmospheric Pressure Surrounding Them. Lives at 1 bar (Atmospheric Pressure). Unaware, if Doubled (x2 atm/bar) few Could Withstand the Pressure.
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Miraculous, Really. Resilience of the Human Body. Luck of the Draw, maybe? ...at Surface Level, Everyone Adept, yet Go a Little Deeper: Crushed A Little Higher: Run out of Air Human Fragility Masked by Hubris as "Apex" Evolutionary Species -- On the Surface. Superficial.
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99% Have No Idea About This Never Even Considered It. Raise Shit 5 Bars: They Gasping for Breath Deeper than 10 Bars: Crushed by the Pressure 99% Have Zero Liquidity Just Look Around: Top Pundits (1 bar) Egregiously Pontificating on a "Liquidity Crisis"
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Consider this
Andreas Stullkowski (@AStullkowski) profile pictureAndreas Stullkowski@AStullkowski16 Feb 2021
Replying to @5imilar @BenWestgate_
Bukowski was far from happy. But he was satisfied and found meaning and didn't give a fuck about being happy.
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God, it is glorious out today. What I love about spring summer is you can feel the life in the environment. Just as you feel decay/death in the fall and winter. Seasons are beautiful and wouldn't want to live in a place without them.
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Technology Advancement Faster Speeds More Connections Infinite Knowledge Opportunity at touch of a button Create Your Own Reality Digital Free Just Sign Here Money Fame Happiness No Thanks, Motherfucker. Fuck 7G Internet Since I was a 7G, I Connect with the Gods, See
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René Descartes motto: Bene Vixit, Bene qui Latuit. “He Lives Well, Who Lays Well Hidden.” Not coincidentally also one of The G Manifesto mottos: Just Keep it Low Profile, Fool.
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I Always Hear Loud Skittering Sounds, Hoots of Owls, Hollers of Chimps, Chirp of Cicadas, Buzz of Bullfrogs, Howl of Wolves and other Strange Noises When I Speak with My Ancestors, Out in Mother Nature Under a Star Lit Sky or Twilight Dawn Drowns out the Beeps
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@elonmusk27 May 2023
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No One Talks About the Dynamics of the Open Ocean. Most will go Dine with two “guys” Named “Nam” and “Mick” and Eat Soy. Straight From the Applebee’s States. No Open Ocean Generalship nor Stewardship.
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Quickest Way to improve Quality of Life? Go Surf. Few are Giving this kind of Actionable Advice. Settled Science.
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No One Posting About Backside Barrels Angled Straight Down the Line Duck Under the Curtain Catch Some Shade, Pitted, then Threading thru a Chandelier Exit
Hunter Weiss (@Hunter_Weiss) profile pictureHunter Weiss
@Hunter_Weiss23 May 2023
This angle is ridiculously good
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