Product Designer • Musician • Photographer
New Jersey, USA
Joined April 2009
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Dan Awakes retweeted
Pam Bondi in February: The Epstein client list is sitting on my desk right now to review.
Pam Bondi today: There is no Epstein client list and no "further disclosure" of Epstein-related material "would be appropriate or warranted."
Dan Awakes retweeted
Texas is experiencing its largest measles outbreak in 30 years.
A case just arrived in LA yesterday.
And the Secretary of Health’s response is to let everyone know the adverse effects of the measles vaccine and how receiving immunity through breast milk is more effective.
Dan Awakes retweeted
My favorite part of the Sam Seder Jubilee was when Nazi Barbie closed out the debate championing the same White Christian Nationalism that would oppress the earlier, deluded speakers
Dan Awakes retweeted
Bill Burr says "idiot" Elon Musk is "evidently a Nazi" with "dyed hair plugs and a laminated face."
"I just refuse to believe it was an accidental two-time Sieg Heil. And he does it at a presidential inauguration! This is why I hate liberals. Liberals have no teeth whatsoever. They just go, ‘Oh my God, can you believe this? I’m getting out of the country!’ I’m just like, you’re gonna leave the country because of one guy with dyed hair plugs and a laminated face? Who makes a bad car and has an obsolete social media platform? Why doesn’t he leave? Why are we so afraid of this guy who can’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag?”
Read more here: variety.com/2025/tv/news/bil…
Dan Awakes retweeted
A good time to recirculate @SamSeder’s Social Security explainer to a clueless Tim Pool.
Dan Awakes retweeted
-Called a guy a pedo for joking about him
-Bought twitter because the onion joked him
-Fired workers who joked about him
-Banned accounts joking about him
-Sending the justice department after a congressman joking about him
Dan Awakes retweeted
Grok has gone woke xitter.cf/i/grok/share/HhGMMcKpJ…
