@Trudacious
Joined June 2009
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You too have a great day Trudacious !
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Keep being beautiful.
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I remember the flowers Woven into her hair, That she collected From the meadows, Where the thrushes sang her name.
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Vodka!
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There should be a locket you give somebody through the internet that has opium in it
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humid afternoon - underneath the silk floss tree thoughts turn emerald
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Bunnies fornicating with red squirrels while the chipmunks watch...
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Remember when you were little and everything was amazing and terrifying at the same time. I'm that old.
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Keep your friends close and your french fries closer.
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I'm Gen X so whenever I messed up my mom made me chug 3 beers and sent me to my room
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Someone asked if I want to go for a jog tonight, so I guess we’re not friends anymore.
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The chip-clip stays in the hair during sex.
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Sorry if I seem bitchy and standoffish, it's just that I'm bitchy and standoffish.
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Coal Slag@coalslag9 Jul 2024
I don’t see the bunny tweets I used to…
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Coal Slag@coalslag13 Aug 2024
Secretly says “fish dicks” when referring to fish sticks…
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Coal Slag@coalslag23 Jul 2015
Flutter on red moth seeking warmth. Each wing beat chips your ribbed ice cage.
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Guys, stop calling it The War Of The Sexes, War implies we have a chance.
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Today's highlight... I've been sitting on my back porch for so long the neighbor lady came over to see if I was dead.
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Ellen@ellenroberts114 Aug 2024
Go ahead. Wish upon that star.
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Festus@neledmax14 Aug 2024
I hate those lessons in what I should already know
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