Next time we gotta play fetch w my 💩 toy

I am a good dog

There will be life on Mars, for sure, if it isn’t there already. The moment we step foot on it. Question is whether it’ll be intelligent life

On the Beach is a masterpiece

The search for the broton continues fellas!

Americans absolutely love to rank things

Hey @kfc My great uncle Wade sorta naturally favored the Colonel. Over time he just went with it - he used to dress as the Colonel & go down to the mall & cause a minor sensation in his little town. Recently found the photo of when he got to meet the man himself. Who is who?

You are a fucking moron. My mom got polio right before the Salk vaccine came out & was severely disabled & died way too soon from post-polio. Your dumbass shit is hurting people. Polio is coming back. Just because there is a market for this silliness doesn’t mean it’s true.

My flour is living in a neoliberal fantasy world #selfrisingisnotathing

Wicker Man vibes

Shit is about to get real in Alabama

Im gonna develop a robot pug This will require incredible advances in artificial stupidity (AS) Are we up to the challenge

Im a good dog

The master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house

We paid $30 for Monopoly. Let’s say the Monopoly money itself is worth about $10. Since every game comes with $20,580, that makes the conversion: $1 (Monopoly) = 0.05 cents in $USD So it’s all costing ya, even if you’re just playing with Monopoly money

@airfrance should definitely adopt the marketing slogan FLY AF Also why isn’t the national carrier for Jordan called … Air Jordan? My services as a marketing consultant are available