Joined August 2021
Vaxxed because I love y’all
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I am a good dog
Replying to @elshaylor
And a personal highlight was meeting @JoeBrownUNC dog of twitter - Daisy, IRL with my eldest puppy!!
There will be life on Mars, for sure, if it isn’t there already. The moment we step foot on it. Question is whether it’ll be intelligent life
The search for the broton continues fellas!
Americans absolutely love to rank things
Hey @kfc My great uncle Wade sorta naturally favored the Colonel. Over time he just went with it - he used to dress as the Colonel & go down to the mall & cause a minor sensation in his little town. Recently found the photo of when he got to meet the man himself. Who is who?
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My flour is living in a neoliberal fantasy world #selfrisingisnotathing
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Happy Father’s Day
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Shit is about to get real in Alabama
Im gonna develop a robot pug This will require incredible advances in artificial stupidity (AS) Are we up to the challenge
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We paid $30 for Monopoly. Let’s say the Monopoly money itself is worth about $10. Since every game comes with $20,580, that makes the conversion: $1 (Monopoly) = 0.05 cents in $USD So it’s all costing ya, even if you’re just playing with Monopoly money
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A cooking competition where contestants make whatever they want but my husband wanders around the kitchen and stands in front of the drawer they need
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couples on house hunters with completely differing tastes
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My kid gave me a list of his kindergarten classmates in order of how much he likes them, #4 will shock you
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So all of a sudden it’s ok to dig through the houseplants on the $3000 white rug? Wut
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Y’all arreddy know when you ask about my breed that I am what you get when you mix every kinda dog together Stop normalizing breeds
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Every door is a “dog door” if you inow how to open them #breakitdown
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