Twin girl dad. Husband. Teacher. Grumpy. #twindad #girldad #dadlife #teacherlife #parenting #marriage
Redmond, WA
Joined December 2017
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The silent treatment is a normalized form of emotional abuse. Part of maturing is learning how to communicate, rather than using silence as punishment.
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5 during the queen’s funeral:
I can’t wait to marry Prince George and be queen of the world
When do they all have lunch
I wonder if they keep snacks in those big furry hats
When I’m queen I’ll tell my servants to bring me a cheese bagel
Mummy can you bring me a cheese bagel
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Happy new school year to all of the wonderful educators who returned to the classroom recently, especially @DadisGrumpy (my personal fave teacher & husband) 🥳
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As a teacher, I have to fill out a "professional growth plan" every year.
At what point am I fully professionally grown? I've been doing this 20 years. I feel like a professional grown-up.
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Wife: You can’t have beer for breakfast
Me: I think you mean I shouldn’t have beer for breakfast
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Me: Please make sure to say thank you even if you don’t really like your birthday gift.
5: I’ve never met a present I didn’t like.
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Cutsie nicknames like "terrible twos" and "threenager" are only there to lull you into a false sense of hope for ages like four and five
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Me: please stop. I’ve asked you several times and I’m getting frustrated.
5: ok I’ll stop. Well, I’ll try. Sometimes. But not all the times.
Me:
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Germans have a unique word: Backpfeifengesicht — a face that's badly in need of a fist.
TBH, I can think of quite a few people this applies to.
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Me: I have to leave early to get my kid from school
Boss: Isn’t he on summer break?
Me: I have a doctors appointment
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It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.
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7: I have a headache. Not the kind when you aren’t allowed candy though.
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Me: would you like a treat from Starbucks?
My boujee 5 year old: just get me my usual