I have Thief Fatigue Will be back whenever I come back

I've been using this for 2 years now You're going to need it soon

I made a good meme at 9pm 10pm Greg remakes it 11pm Fist punch remakes it Who else did I miss

Skippity Paps with The Raps

Yo! I got a new job! This is gonna be easy asf Your new @PressSec

Not posting gore or cheeseballs tonight

He's just like me frfr

When you're so high that you hear music playing, and the gnomes aren't hiding anymore

Man I'm just trying to get a chili dog and a slurpee Why is there always a crazy crackhead at every 711

Oh sure, when Elon does it, it's cool When I do it with my Lawnmower it's "property damage" and "evading arrest"

I'll let you figure this one out

My shirt is not inside out

And you're out of tp And towels

Nilla plees

Good Thursday Morning Retards

He's gonna turn you out or turn you inside out His tricks don't play that game, jack o lantern Every ho needs needs a killa pimp