@DSTdenier

I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on tv

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Joined January 2014
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Eating a catfish sandwich and hush puppies at a bar where you can smoke cigarettes inside. There are 2 girls singing β€œHakuna Matata” for karaoke and a third girl is twerking in front of them. The beautiful state of Missouri is in rare form tonight
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She is incredible, I need her in office immediately
Piers Morgan Uncensored
@PiersUncensored16h
"I had three beers, okay!" Piers Morgan grills Indiana Democratic candidate Jaime West on whether she had been drinking before her viral interview, where she claimed she would β€˜fire all Republicans’. πŸ“Ί youtu.be/rcg4BzNXQxU @piersmorgan
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People who use candles and wax melts in public spaces should be drawn and quartered in the streets
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HBO Max
@hbomaxOct 13
Guess who’s back, back again… #GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
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5-0 in fantasy football
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It was a fucking close game too, at one point last night I had already resigned myself to losing, so this win was extra tasty
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A generational run, you bitches could neva πŸ’…πŸ» 6-0 next week
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God Save This King πŸ†
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvaisOct 9
Mike Ditka always had that shit on.
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discourse & bravo@bravo_discourse9 Sep 2025
the concept of rhoslc and rhop airing together soon.....
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Need an app that tells me where I can find the closest Big Buck Hunter Machine in my area
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One of the frat houses I used to hang out in had BBH; it started a very long and storied love affair with shooting virtual deer
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Geppetto San MartΓ­n πŸš¬πŸŒ­π“…Έ@SmalltimeJonesOct 5
making graphic memory boards from our trip to rural alabama. this one goes out to the elderly man at a gas station somewhere near russellville who gave my wife an unsolicited lesson on snacks
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Googling the difference between coke and crack just so I can win an argument
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Matt@M_cope1991Oct 2
I’ve got a hot take for everyone. Pulled pork is the worst form of pork. Thank you.
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Now why the hell did T-Mobile send me 2 brand new iPhone 18 pros that I didn’t order??
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@TMobile please advise!!!
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Barry
@BarryOnHereSep 27
"Liberty Biberty"
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one dozen bats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Sep 22
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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GhettoGronk
@ghetto_gronkSep 22
Davante Adams without Puka Nacua
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Eric Ray
@EricRayweatherSep 22
Somebody went into their fantasy matchup tonight saying "as long as Davante Adams doesn't score 40 I win"
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