@DMessham27

22, beep beep lettuce is my favorite meme, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a real place

 Saskatchewan, Canada
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Joined January 2017
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Fox News
@FoxNewsOct 13
A Georgia police officer shoots and kills a beloved 1-year-old miniature donkey named HeeHaw as the animal approaches officers searching a farm for a missing child. Newly released bodycam footage shows the small donkey moving toward officers before one attempts to use a Taser and another opens fire. HeeHaw runs away before collapsing in the field. The officer claims the donkey was charging at police, but his devastated owner insists HeeHaw was simply approaching people the way he always did. The officer is on administrative leave as state investigators examine the shooting.
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I’d love to give it a go
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Men only want one thing and this Waxhaw NC home has it
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/VOXDAFOX@_voxdafoxSep 24
OPSEC LEVEL: Your CCTV system is fucking discord.
Migs Caldeo (Akachi)@AkachiYousoroSep 24
isn't that Discord?
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Doki 🏆
@dokibirdSep 7
Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner is doomed yaoi
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this is maybe his best video tho
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Uh oh my top seller on Adobe got bought again. People only buy this for their news outlet when someone dies and goes missing in the woods (seriously every time). I have hundreds of photos up of amazing views of valleys and peaks and lakes. But the market wants my ominous forest pics to signify someone is lost or dead 🫠
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This is so crazy to me LOL
Casper 🌷🌈 COMMS OPEN@SillysnufkinAug 21
What do you mean there's an English dub of the 90s moomin anime where snufkin has a really thick southern accent and it was lost media until this year. This is insane
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DMessham retweeted
MAJOR
@Squeeze1iAug 17
AO3 was scraped for ai without authorization, which means there’s currently a lot of omegaverse and “dead dove: do not eat” fics training generative AI. It’s about to be very obvious when you use chat gpt to write an email
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腕に装着して使えるリストバンド式デジタルマルチメーター　Joman DMM-W-K8 marutsu.co.jp/pc/i/3791167/ マルツオンラインで取扱中です ・交流/直流電圧、抵抗、導通チェックに対応。 ・バックライト表示・データホールド・オートパワーオフ機能を搭載。
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@tumiszn_Oct 11
genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks
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The PS5 got jailbroken and within less than a week people got PS2/PS3 physical discs working on PS5. Years of them lying to us about how impossible it would be, debunked in less than a week.
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lizz🌴@lizz3yveOct 10
Please send these people all the way back to kindergarten and have them restart their whole education PLEASE.
ada@buddiestrangerOct 10
we’re actually doomed
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JaAmfan@JaAmfanOct 9
why is everybody on marketplace a future mental asylum commit
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David Frum
@davidfrumOct 9
Another way to think about Trump announcement today: If he increased US diesel imports from Canada by 4%, he would gain as much fuel as from this Russia deal. But the Canadians are global super-villains, so who wants to buy from them when you could enrich Putin instead?
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Finding out that Neurotypicals see explanations as excuses really puts into context their educational systems. #ActuallyAutistic #ADHD #AuDHD
Callum Stephen (He/Him)@AutisticCallum_Oct 8
As an autistic person, I LOVE explanations; I always like to know the “why”. I see explanations as reasons, not excuses. They help me see where people are coming from.
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Every time I get A&W with my dad he does this Alex Jones voice and starts ranting about how the A&W Mom cheated on the A&W Dad and you can tell because their Teen son has a different nose from the rest of the family.
🩷💜@gummi_wurmzOct 8
americans yearn for canadian a&w
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b1ack0wl@b1ack0wlOct 9
Google should stop trying to copy Apple with Pixels and go back to their Android roots. This thing refreshed with modern hardware would go pretty hard imo or maybe I'm just blinded by nostalgia? idk
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