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Utica, NY
Joined May 2015
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Real recognize real
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Party of One is one of the best Actual Play podcasts out there, RT if you agree
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I think the thing missing most from modern DnD is art of heroes absolutely eating shit
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I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE SERIES 3 EPISODE 2 3:43
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I have over 400 hours of experience playing Civilization V. Vladimir Putin should have known that when his national happiness fell below -20 he would start spawning random insurgents. Here’s what he should do next: 🧵(1/?)
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168 william st, nyc. you can order it by asking for "the rainbolt". do not gatekeep.
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No. Here is the weirdest story ever. King Umberto I of Italy went to a restaurant on July 28, 1900. He had a trusted aide with him and apparently there were a couple witnesses to this. King Umberto and his friends all noticed the owner of the place looked exactly like Umberto.
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James W. Hall, NYPD Sgt. in the Health & Wellness section. 5 allegations, 3 substantiated including use of pepper spray on a Black woman, and was named in 2 lawsuits, one of which cost the City of New York $35,000. 50-a.org/officer/40462
fdny vs nypd hockey ACAB lmfao
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the squirtle squad asked me if I’ve ever read Marx
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when does cocaine twink come out
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2:01 am: Im fucking alone nobody will ever love me again my life is fucking ruined forever (This tweet has been deleted.) 2:03 am: They should have these in real life so we can cook them and eat them (picture of a skyrim creature)
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Replying to @lilnastyboy1994
Never forget
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Found a Tim Robinson sketch that I haven’t seen anywhere else and it’s funny as fuck
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The Empire Strikes Back (1980). Darth Vaders’ Executor
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I still don’t know what’s worse, buying a company and laying off half of its employees at random, or running an Elden Ring build with fat rolling and no healing items equipped
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Okay so first of all you have to watch this completely insane NASCAR stunt, and then read the thread to get the commentary on where the dude came up with the idea.
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Every adult dies two deaths: the first and most painful is when the processed sugar-filled junk you loved as a kid starts to taste like processed sugar-filled junk
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